Funny, but twisted.

[Souls of Black]

Let me first say, I am not making fun of anyone with a condition....

OK, I was driving home today, jamming on EOR. I pulled up to a light, next to me was an old couple. He was prolly 70's, she was prolly 90's. It seemed she had one of those "shaking" type of disease, some have hands shaking, etc.

What really blew me away, she was shaking with her head, "ala headbanging"...... I had Create the Infinite playing on CD, and she was totally in time with the song. Sheesh.... 70 Year Old bangin' away..

Dammit, I freaked, laughing at first, but feeling bad second. WTF?

 

[Lunar Still]

I'd have leaned out the window, shouted "Fuuuck Yeeeaaah!" and given her the horns, then sped off, leaving her in a total state of shock.


My own old people story is thus....I saw a silver PT Cruiser (hate those damn things) with huge shiny rims and tinted windows driving down a busy street, with the bass bumping like hell...

...I pull up next to it, and the driver is a 65-70 year old dude with almost no hair on his wrinkled head, a handlebar moustache and loads of fur on his chest, wearing an old wifebeater.

 

[Super Mahrio]

you guys...
all the old folks here drive oldsmobiles and caddies...

 

[Tee]

now it's funny.
now you think you want to die young cuz you don't want to be old and ugly and sick.
if you'll have to die young (er), you'll cry cuz you'd want to live more.
carry on with the fun.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

You know, the wierdest thing I have ever seen in my whole life,
was driving home after Maryland Death Fest's last day. It was 3 am and we were all pretty wasted after 3 days of alcohol and barely any food (Ellis knows, he was there!)
anyhoo: we drove on 95, stopped in a red light.. the road is completely empty and quiet... (after all its 3 am on a Sunday)
All of a sudden, behind us, comes this tiny moped.. you know those mopeds that are small? I mean really short? so this thing comes and stop near us at the red light... we all didn't pay attention to it at first but then we look left and my friend Chris was like: "holy shit... there's a midget on a moped right near us, and he has a wodden leg!"

I swear, there was this midget, on a tiny moped, with a wooden leg. at 3 am.
thats just too sureal.... especially when you're so drunk!!!


Back to your story Jeff: normally I never make fun of old people...
but its kinda funny that you pictured her headbanging...

 

[Mike]

I'd have leaned out the window, shouted "Fuuuck Yeeeaaah!" and given her the horns, then sped off, leaving her in a total state of shock.

would have done the same

 

[Souls of Black]

Back to your story Jeff: normally I never make fun of old people...
but its kinda funny that you pictured her headbanging...

I normally don't either, but she was in perfect time with the song. It was just crazy. The street I was on has three lights in a row, and it was in traffic, and we pulled up next to each other at each light. I had a hard time not staring. I'll prolly end up with the same thing, frikin karma...

 

[Pitiless Wanderer]

lol this is a funny thread

 

[NinjaKitten]

hahaha I cant think of any old/wierd people stories at the moment, but those are some good ones

 

[firewalkjen]

That reminds me of a wooden leg story. When I was living in Seattle, a couple friends of mine(Nikki and Jakki) came to visit me from Hell (Milwaukee) for my birthday. We were hanging out at bad juju lounge the night of my birthday and I was absolutely hammered. anyway. As I was passed out the next afternoon. The two of them decided to go back to the bar for happy hour. There was a skateboarding show or something that they were selling tickets to at the bar.
A man ended up sitting down by my two friends and buying them a shot. They started talking. Nikki casually asked the man are you a skateboarder.
Dude got all upset and pulled up his pant leg and screamed DOES IT LOOK LIKE I SKATE? He pulls his pant leg up to reveal a wooden leg.

I know it shouldn't be funny, and Nikki felt bad, but for days she couldn't stop picturing this guy screaming and lifting his pant leg, hehe