Funny email my mom just sent me

[Dalinkwent48@aim.com]

Now before I post this let me just go and say I am not a racist nor anything of the like. I just got a damn good laugh out of this email. If some of you find it offensive just say the word and down it goes.

LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT.



IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.



IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.



IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.



IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.



IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.



IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY
AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.



IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO
POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.



IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET



A JOB,

A DRIVERS LICENSE,

SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,

WELFARE,

FOOD STAMPS,

CREDIT CARDS,

SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE, FREE EDUCATION, FREE HEALTH
CARE, A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC
DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S
FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT AND, IN MANY
INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.



I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION

 

[pipaguapique]

Now before I post this let me just go and say I am not a racist nor anything of the like. I just got a damn good laugh out of this email. If some of you find it offensive just say the word and down it goes.

...i don't doubt you had a good laugh...but just so you'll know...

http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/americas/3791550/Boy-shot-dead-by-US-Border-Patrol

http://www.allvoices.com/contribute...border-patrol-ruled-homicide-outcry-continues

 

[Notuern]

The worst part is that its 110% like that here in Sweden.
If you are an illegal immigrant in Sweden(If such a thing exists here.), you get free dental.. thats a privilege not us native Swedes have(Or the legal immigrants for that matter.).

 

[ttrentt]

...i don't doubt you had a good laugh...but just so you'll know...

http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/americas/3791550/Boy-shot-dead-by-US-Border-Patrol

http://www.allvoices.com/contribute...border-patrol-ruled-homicide-outcry-continues

Maybe he shouldn't have fought with the border patrol.

 

[drew_drummer]

Native Swedes should have good teeth anyway, since they've grown up in a cushty environment. If you don't have good teeth, you don't deserve dental treatment.

FU.

 

[Dalinkwent48@aim.com]

Lets try and keep this thread civil, I wasn't aiming to have another "when good threads go bad" debate.

Pipa- sorry to read those articles dude, I dont condone shit like that at all, as stated above my post was all in good fun

 

[pipaguapique]

Maybe he shouldn't have fought with the border patrol.

a 14 year old kid throwing rocks....wow...a massive weapon of destruction huh??

 

[pipaguapique]

Lets try and keep this thread civil, I wasn't aiming to have another "when good threads go bad" debate.

Pipa- sorry to read those articles dude, I dont condone shit like that at all, as stated above my post was all in good fun

yeah man...no worries. like i said...just to everyone know. I have to admit the email is actually pretty funny

 

[JayB]

I've seen that email before

 

[AllanD]

Read the first two lines, and I already knew where they were going with it.