Gamers Thread

[seedofvengeance]

Texans are retarded =/

Yes, my personal gaming preferences are obviously indicative of my entire state's IQ. Brilliant deduction.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Your state voted for Hillary Clinton. QED.

 

[seedofvengeance]

But I didn't.
What do you care? You live in Canada.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Yeah, right next to you pill popping gun carrying nutcases.

With Intercontinental Balistic Missiles in your possesion, no less.

 

[seedofvengeance]

You're god damn right, so you canucks had better stay in line.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Don't worry, we'll clean up your after your temper-tantrums.

 

[seedofvengeance]

With what? Mounties?

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Our nice volunteer "military". The one filled with levelheaded college graduates, and not buck toothed highschool dropouts.

 

[waif]

We could kick your ass in a war, so watch it.

Also, since this is a gaming thread...

notice that when you play games, you play as an American. Not a Canadian.

 

[seedofvengeance]

Unless they were to release a Dudley Do-Right game...

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

We could kick your ass in a war, so watch it.

I'm pretty sure attacking us would lead to a chain reaction of armaggedon.

notice that when you play games, you play as an American. Not a Canadian.

Thats because the game developers aren't awesome.

 

[waif]

I'm pretty sure attacking us would lead to a chain reaction of armaggedon.

What'll you guys do? Send in the moose?

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

What'll you guys do? Send in the moose?

I'm PRETTY sure it would piss off every country with nuclear arms, so while your busy, our good friends in Russia can fry your facsist asses.

 

[waif]

You guys have good friends in Russia?

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

No. But the enemy of my enemy is my friend.

 

[waif]

Not quite how it works. Anyway, Britain is pretty much our bitch, so we'd have them fight with Russia while we carpet bombed the Yukon.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Pretty sure they'd take our side. Being a member of the commonwealth and all.

 

[waif]

Who would you rather break off diplomatic relations with? The US, or Canada?

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

I bet you can't even find britain on a map you lunkhead.

 

[waif]

I bet I could find your mom on a map.