Gayest 80's/90's pseudo-metal bands

[schenkadere]

You know, those bands that may have had a "metal" member...or those ridiculous "super" groups.

My picks would be Night Ranger, Mr. Big and Damn Yankees.

They had a show on VH1 about the top "least" metal moments...that was pretty funny.

 

[schenkadere]

It might be this one.

 

[schenkadere]

or this

 

[schenkadere]

Don't mind me...I just figured out how to post these stupid pictures.

 

[johnnieCzech]

Stryper

 

[schenkadere]

Stryper

Yeah Stryper gives me douche chills...how about Europe?

 

[Oblivious Maximus]

EDIT! I'm a fucking idiot.

Nelson is the gayest.

 

[MyHatred]

Loudness

They are great for a laugh if you are really drunk though

 

[schenkadere]

Loudness

They are great for a laugh if you are really drunk though

Good one...does anyone remember Thor? He would blow up hot water bottles and bend iron bars onstage...I saw him in the 80's.

 

[schenkadere]

Then of course there was Jackal, Winger, White Lion, Warrant, Cinderella...puke!!!

 

[tenantwo]

aaaaaa.........maybe.....POISON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TRULY THE GAYEST.

 

[Evil Dead]

all those people involved with the feed the children/africa aids awareness nonsense.

 

[Arg_Hamster]

Man-o-war. BEAR SEASON!

 

[johnnieCzech]

How about Trixter? Just the name sounds...ultrafuckinggay.

 

[Mxgonzo]

Good one...does anyone remember Thor? He would blow up hot water bottles and bend iron bars onstage...I saw him in the 80's.

I remember him. I thought Man-o-War were goofy then I saw Thor.

 

[schenkadere]

I remember him. I thought Man-o-War were goofy then I saw Thor.

Yeah...Man O War...greased up vikings...yup, Trixter...how about Kix?

I saw all those goofy bands...we used to go just for the goof of it...down some malt liquor, smoke a few doobies and have some laughs.

Accept was pretty goofy too.

 

[MyHatred]

Good one...does anyone remember Thor? He would blow up hot water bottles and bend iron bars onstage...I saw him in the 80's.

He is still around. A couple of my friends saw him a few weeks ago and said it was the best show they ever seen. Of course they listen to some really shitty music also

 

[schenkadere]

I've seen pictues...he's old and flabby...like we all will be one day...he looks like a retired pro wrestler. Does he still do the feats of strength on stage? Best show ever?...man, they must have been smoking some good shit.

 

[MyHatred]

I've seen pictues...he's old and flabby...like we all will be one day...he looks like a retired pro wrestler. Does he still do the feats of strength on stage? Best show ever?...man, they must have been smoking some good shit.

Actually, they don't smoke anything. Which leads me to believe that they are mentally retarded when it comes to music. Cool people, but man, I have not encountered two people with shittier tastes in music than them.

 

[schenkadere]

Actually, they don't smoke anything. Which leads me to believe that they are mentally retarded when it comes to music. Cool people, but man, I have not encountered two people with shittier tastes in music than them.

Unfortunately, this is true of most people I know...maybe I know more Thor fans than I realize.