General Zod

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I have a chance to procure some Bolivar Cubans, approximately ten, for around eighty bucks. In your estimation, would this be worthwhile?
 
I would say yes. Those things can be expensive as hell. $8 a pop is not bad.

In 1901, the Rocha Cuban Cigar Company began producing this outstanding brand – the Bolivar. Named after the infamous General who freed South America from the Spanish, the Bolivar cigar is often compared to the character of the great General himself – strong, powerful and robust in every way.

Today, Bolivar cigars are thought to be amongst the strongest, most full-bodied cigars produced in Cuba. The Bolivar cigar is not for the beginner; it's distinctively strong flavor and robust nature draw mostly seasoned Havana aficionados. Oddly, at one time the Rocha Bolivar was famous for offering the world's smallest Cuban cigar, the Delgado, measuring only 1 7/8ths inches by 20 ring gauge. It is said that the royal nursery at Windsor Castle once housed a spectacular dollhouse complete with a miniature box of Bolivar Delgado cigars in residence.

http://www.topcubans.com/cuban-cigars/Bolivar,8.html
 
Can we use this thread to ask Zoddy anything?

Dear Uncle GZ,

I'm trying to lose weight, not build muscle (yet). So I'm doing cardio because it works for me. I'm motivated to do cardio for health reasons as well, being an old todger wanting to keep my heart pumping for a good 30 minutes a day.

However, my appetite is HUGE. I'm always eating small snacks to keep my hunger at bay, but quite honestly, if I wanted to, I could probably eat a large pizza all to myself. Any hints or tips at reducing one's appetite? When I used to smoke, it was an easy fix since nicotine is an appetite suppressant, but now all I've got is regular old chewing gum and it doesn't work.

Handcuffed and Helpless, NY.
 
I know :(

Well, only too young in Utah. My parents, being the great parents they were have been letting me smoke since somewhere between 10 and 11. And supplying them.
 
You forgot the Faggot
suffix.

:lol: that's the first thing that went through my mind when i saw this thread, followed by "maybe it's a thread about the actual General Zod, then". it's a shame people think they can go around ignoring formalities like this...
 
Cigar relevant:

I have a chance to procure some Bolivar Cubans, approximately ten, for around eighty bucks. In your estimation, would this be worthwhile?

If you're going to use them to cigar-fuck a fat intern, then I wouldn't go for it. I'd buy some from a gas station or something.
 
Cigar relevant:

I have a chance to procure some Bolivar Cubans, approximately ten, for around eighty bucks. In your estimation, would this be worthwhile?
If they're legit, then it's a no-brainer. However, I've read, as many as 95% of the "Cubans" that come into this country are fakes. And if someone tells you they were purchased in Cuba (they know a guy who brings them back), they're almost definitely lying. They do not sell the premium Cuban cigars in Cuba. Cigars are Cuba's number two cash crop. Consequently, they do not sell these cigars in Cuban cigar stores. They're almost exclusively exported.

Here's a really good article on detecting fakes. Unfortunately, the guys who ran the site more less abandoned it a few years ago. But even though the content is dated, it's still pretty solid.

http://www.cigarnexus.com/counsel/counterfeit/index.html

Lastly, it's important to note, that among Cuban cigars, Bolivars are some of the most powerful. If you're someone who typically smokes Dominicans or Macanudos, you're most likely not going to enjoy these. And there's no shame in that. Some people like chicken, some like steak, some like fish. Everyone's tastes are different.

Zod
 
I'm trying to lose weight, not build muscle (yet). So I'm doing cardio because it works for me. I'm motivated to do cardio for health reasons as well, being an old todger wanting to keep my heart pumping for a good 30 minutes a day.

However, my appetite is HUGE. I'm always eating small snacks to keep my hunger at bay, but quite honestly, if I wanted to, I could probably eat a large pizza all to myself. Any hints or tips at reducing one's appetite? When I used to smoke, it was an easy fix since nicotine is an appetite suppressant, but now all I've got is regular old chewing gum and it doesn't work.

Handcuffed and Helpless, NY.
FACT: It's nearly impossible to cardio off a bad diet. For instance, someone your size will burn 616-656 calories, jogging for one hour at a speed of 5 miles per hour. You can consume that many calories with a few ill chosen snacks.

I think the best tool for reducing the amount of calories you take in is portion control. Keep a diet journal for a week (fitday.com is excellent for this and free). Eat whatever you would normally eat. The next week, try to reduce each of those meals/snacks slightly. If you'd normally have a snack sized bag of pretzels at 3PM, before you eat that next bag, toss 15&#37; of them in the garbage. May not seem like much, but if you're consuming 3,000 calories a day, you've just saved 450 calories (<--- almost as many as jogging for an hour). Continue this path, of gradually eating less. If 15% is too much for the first week, make it 5%. Hell, toss one pretzel from the bag each week, and after a year, your caloric intake will be half what is.

Bottom line, weight loss and/or body recomposition is best attained through a combination of a lifting/cardio regimen and diet. The only thing you'll lack(once you've begun portion control) is lifting. Maybe add two days of weights? An upper day and a lower day? If you're interested, email me and I can put together a program that will have you in and out of the gym (on lift days) in 45 minutes.

Lastly, try adjusting when you get which calories. Try to take in your carbs early and your fats later. If you find you can't get to bed without a late snack, try the following:

1 Scoop of Chocolate Protein Powder (preferably casein, but whey will do)
1 TBSP of natural peanut butter (regular peanut butter will work, but natural is better)
1% or Skim milk
Splenda (to taste)
Ice

Toss it in a blender.

With the right protein powder, you'll be shocked that this is good for you. A good casein protein can be found here:

http://atlargenutrition.com/nutrition_detail.php?products_id=1

And interestingly, having the above shake before you go to bed, will actually promote faster weight loss than skipping it.

Zod