Germans Plan Spray-On Condom

[unknown]

the douchebag with the baseball cap is gone from my Quick Reply box!!!

 

[derek]

I don't think it's only church you should blame for such problems. A lot of people in subsaharan Africa don’t know what a condom and is the ones who do know cannot afford one. A lot more can be done to prevent the problem of spreading AIDS. As I see it the developed world watches Africa die out and don’t do much about it. And no one is looking for the cure actually. The ************** industry invests money in finding cure for diseases of the developed world (Alzheimer, Parkinson&#8230 and the rest - really small amount of money goes on AIDS drugs and other non profit drugs
It’s not that I protect church or whatever – they are making a huge problem a little worth.

Oh, I did not mean to pin it all on the church. I just happen to think the churches involvement in Africa has developed some rather worrying social problems.

The money lies in the western world. The families of people with Parkinsons and Alzheimers can afford to pay big money for these drugs, and we all get so terribly upset when someone we knows develops it. That sad fact makes sure that some poor folks in Africa with AIDS are never a priority, because they could not pay for it.

Billy Hicks once said that if we spend ONE percent of the money we do on Global Arms each year on helping the third world, stopping the AIDS problem, feeding and clothing every man, woman and child on the entire planet - not ONE person left out - we could all get together and explore space for eternity. Nice sentiment me thinks.

Regardless, simple issues of money dictate who gets help and when. Africans can't pay for their drugs or the education that might mean they don't need the drugs so much, meanwhile Joe American can afford to pay £100 bucks a month for prescription drugs he probably wouldnt need if he just talked to his wife and attempted to cure the problem and not the symptons.

 

[flying_whale]

Billy Hicks once said that if we spend ONE percent of the money we do on Global Arms each year on helping the third world, stopping the AIDS problem, feeding and clothing every man, woman and child on the entire planet - not ONE person left out - we could all get together and explore space for eternity. Nice sentiment me thinks.

Regardless, simple issues of money dictate who gets help and when. Africans can't pay for their drugs or the education that might mean they don't need the drugs so much, meanwhile Joe American can afford to pay £100 bucks a month for prescription drugs he probably wouldnt need if he just talked to his wife and attempted to cure the problem and not the symptons.

TOUCHDOWN SCOTTLAND!!!

indeed, with all the money spent on a shitty pointless war there could have been done so much more, like feeding the poor in africa, fighting aids, and taking care of the ethnic cleansing in darfour, but no no, we mighty texans that don't speak no english, need some oil, son!, and we also want our daddy up there to make some money selling these guns. YYHAAAAAAAA

 

[El Diablo Fantastico]

How to solve the AIDs problem in Africa:

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

 

[Metal head87]

How to solve the AIDs problem in Africa:

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Is he playing Warcraft?

 

[The Reverend Joint Smoker]

This may be all fine and dandy..BUT! I see nothing about removing it.... which would concern me the most about the whole deal... not to mention if you procured a tube with the catalyst not mixed right and well I won't go there.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Is he playing Warcraft?

Warcraft isn't a console game...




Pfffft n00b.

 

[Metal head87]

I'm sure there is probably something on the Playstation that is like Warcraft. Not that I care either way though.

 

[SteveO)))]

omg, that reminds of of that one part in Chuck Palahniuk's Haunted ... *cringe*

Someone else read that?
That shit was sick:zombie:

 

[neal]

if people in '3rd world' countries didnt die in vast numbers from starvation and disease those countries would just get even more overpopulated and fucked up than they are already. simply feeding people isnt the answer, they need to completely change the way they go about life. us throwing money at them certainly wont (and hasnt) solve anything. ending hunger and war to come together as a species to explore outward is a nice thought, unfortunately the earth is a shithole full of greedy, lazy, self-destructive idiots. star trek is a fantasy and we're all fuckin doomed. im just trying to survive till the apocalypse.

 

[Shpongled]

Perhaps not *shot* per se. I'm actually in support of forcing them to watch videos of the suffering their old fashioned and outdated beliefs have caused.

The morality in Catholicism is entirely reactionary, very much based on one mans guilt, unbelievably unhealthy in its worldview, and coming up for 1900 years old.

That the Catholic Church makes Billions each year from people who enjoy making themselves feel guilty about natural things is fucking sickening.

I love having sex, hell sometimes I like to use a condom too. I support gay marriage and damn FUCKING right a women (IN ANY EVENT) should be able to choose to have an abortion. Only an idiot believes anything remotely like a human life exists in there before the 18 weeks stage. The correct (and healthy!) way to raise a child is not to tell them their penis is dirty and to chastise them for touching it but to say it's all perfectly natural but you just need to be smart and responsible with it - is that not what a fucking ALL LOVING God would really think? Surely?

An all loving God gave us these goddamn pleasures tools and places to put them, and he made it pleasureable, so hot-damn I plan on saying thanks and engaging in loads of hot sex with them, albiet responsibly.

The poverty of one mans (guilty) mind has given us this hangover. Catholicism is one hella interesting sect of Religion, it truly is. It just happens to completely have missed the mark, and in doing so managed to root itself so goddamn strongly.

This is all apparent to me. Damn Catholics.

Derek this is a great post, but that "hella" came out of nowhere and doesn't fit in with the intelligence of the rest of it haha. Either way, good stuff

 

[neal]

maybe Derek should come out for a visit and smoke some bowls!

Norcal: where the hella is.

 

[Will Bozarth]

so, when do they come out with the spray-on lambskin for those that can't deal with latex?

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Spray on lambskin. That sounds metal.

 

[Lunar Still]

In my day we didn't have these fancy latex condoms. There was only one kind of condom: you wrapped a rabbit skin around your dink and tied it off with a bungee cord! And you couldn't feel nothin! Half the time you didn't even know if your partner was still there!

 

[Ketshy]

if people in '3rd world' countries didnt die in vast numbers from starvation and disease those countries would just get even more overpopulated and fucked up than they are already. simply feeding people isnt the answer, they need to completely change the way they go about life. us throwing money at them certainly wont (and hasnt) solve anything. ending hunger and war to come together as a species to explore outward is a nice thought, unfortunately the earth is a shithole full of greedy, lazy, self-destructive idiots. star trek is a fantasy and we're all fuckin doomed. im just trying to survive till the apocalypse.

As a friend put it today "throwing money at Africa is like spitting down a well."

 

[derek]

Derek this is a great post, but that "hella" came out of nowhere and doesn't fit in with the intelligence of the rest of it haha. Either way, good stuff

Changed it just for you. <3