Get me out of here

[AsModEe]

Hi peeps,
I'm drunk, with 5 crazy chicks taking me as their victim. THey WANT me to do whatever they want and I can't like fucking do anything cause I just don't havfe any power and it's my FUCKING APPARTMEnt (which makes thing even more insulting). i'M PISSED

Help me.

 

[Hell Mike]

fuck them? in the ass?

 

[AsModEe]

good idea

 

[Ellestin]

JayKeeley's idea of a subforum wasn't all that bad after all...

 

[AsModEe]

o rly? what was that idea?

 

[Ellestin]

séparer les sujets "musique" des sujets "boulet en puissance"

Get laid, dude, get laid...

 

[AsModEe]

har har!

 

[Reign in Acai]

Throw the bitches in a wooden tub and stand over them with a sword!

 

[Krilons Resa]

Hi peeps,
I'm drunk, with 5 crazy chicks taking me as their victim. THey WANT me to do whatever they want and I can't like fucking do anything cause I just don't havfe any power and it's my FUCKING APPARTMEnt (which makes thing even more insulting). i'M PISSED

Help me.

This is THE gayest thread I have EVER read here at UltimateMetal.com......I'm pretty fucking serious.

Why the FUCK are you pissed??!!! I'm so fucking dumbfounded.

 

[AsModEe]

because I'm a pretty intelligent person (use intelligible for Profanity) and I think they are lowering to some sub levels

 

[NAD]

whenever a girl lures me into her sub levels, i stand at attention and take my punishment LIKE A MAN.

 

[Erik]

séparer les sujets "musique" des sujets "boulet en puissance"

Get laid, dude, get laid...

"boulet en puissance"

i understood that

actually i understood that whole sentence, damn i rule

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Hi peeps,
I'm drunk, with 5 crazy chicks taking me as their victim. THey WANT me to do whatever they want and I can't like fucking do anything cause I just don't havfe any power and it's my FUCKING APPARTMEnt (which makes thing even more insulting). i'M PISSED

Help me.

So...

You decided to post on UM.com instead?

 

[Tranquillian]

pissed is also used in england for being really drunk...

 

[AsModEe]

So...

You decided to post on UM.com instead?

lol it took me 2 minutes

edit: summary of the night: they basically forced me to hit on a random girl at the bar, which I did and she now has my phone number

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

I'm just saying...

5 women in my apartment w/ just me, and UM.com is the furthest thing from my mind. Now the morning after is a different story

 

[Thanatopsis123]

Yeah, I'm always confused when people are at parties, or a friends house, or are surrounded by chicks, etc and decide to post on UM.

Like spiritual contemplation and masturbation, posting on UM is an activity to be done alone.

 

[IOfTheStorm]

This is THE gayest thread I have EVER read here at UltimateMetal.com......I'm pretty fucking serious.

Totally. In the same category as all "im so fucking drunk, and i do this and that" threads actually.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

I'm just saying...

5 women in my apartment w/ just me, and UM.com is the furthest thing from my mind. Now the morning after is a different story

Fucking A. The only time I post drunk on UM is when everyone else has gone to the bars or something and I have NOTHING else to do at that point in time. I got drunk at a bar last night with some friends and watched hot lesbians make out.

 

[Henrik Main]

and watched hot lesbians make out.

did you touch them