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yeah, best part was the chick I got to bang was under there with me. so we lay there listening to Seasons in the Abyss on repeat. 
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it's ok dick. It's pretty unruly and i'm glad I did it once, but thats plenty for me. I'd rather just stick with one cool chick. Besides, just means more work for you.
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lizard
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psssst here's another tip to save time and energy:
forget about her sexual pleasure. just go for your own. You'll find you have much more free time for reading and music.
forget about her sexual pleasure. just go for your own. You'll find you have much more free time for reading and music.
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haha. Work harder then, my young apprentice, someday you can be as fucking kickass as me, En Vind and Gugs.
thats rather selfish. I'd rather make sure we both have a fucking
time, but thats me.
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thats rather selfish. I'd rather make sure we both have a fucking
time, but thats me.
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lizard said:
Well in that case, why not just masturbate? I can do that in less than 3 minutes. It's the ultimate time-saver.
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hmmmmm
actually, thinking of the woman's pleasure is cool because when you've done a good job you know how they are like when they're well rogered? Almost like they're purring? That's awesome.
actually, thinking of the woman's pleasure is cool because when you've done a good job you know how they are like when they're well rogered? Almost like they're purring? That's awesome.
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lizard said:
Plus you're more likely to have them come back again.
@Dick: probably half the forum thats 20 and under.
@Gugs: haha, you dog. We call them 'cougars' up here, the older women that prowl the bars for young horny meat. (or young drunk meat). Actually worked with a woman in her 40s who wanted a peice cause I was a nice guy, I politely declined. She was a cool chick though, still talk to her once in a while.
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MadeInNewJersey
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JayKeeley
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Hahahahaha......x the amount of $ I lose when I get fired at work for sitting on this forum all day reading all of your dumbass posts *wipes tear from eye*5 Invisible Stars.
I was at a club this last week and was talking to these two girls. Both were hot. Man, one blonde and one brunette and I find out they're cousins. We got pictures together. I asked if they had ever had a threeway kiss and they looked at me just plain disgusted. One said "We're cousins!". Of course, I reply "Oh, I won't tell anyone, I promise."
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glad we could make you laugh Jaykeeley... but I realized something... Man as Robot would have had dick's mom pissing on him. still curious if it was before or after.
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one cool thing about older women is they're less likely to be playing stupid games. they know what they want, and they know the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.
