Get me out of here

To tell the truth she wasn't extremely attractive or anything (although the other was at least a 7/10), which is strange considering most lesbians look like members of bands signed to InsideOut. But for some reason, seeing them make out was a big turn on. I drunkenly went up to them and asked them if they wanted to sit next to "a jewish guy in a cowboy hat", one of my friends. And so then I started hitting on one once she got over there (I was drunk), but for some reason she didn't seem too interested in me. Weird.
 
Dick Sirloin said:
To tell the truth she wasn't extremely attractive or anything (although the other was at least a 7/10), which is strange considering most lesbians look like members of bands signed to InsideOut. But for some reason, seeing them make out was a big turn on. I drunkenly went up to them and asked them if they wanted to sit next to "a jewish guy in a cowboy hat", one of my friends. And so then I started hitting on one once she got over there (I was drunk), but for some reason she didn't seem too interested in me. Weird.
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Yeah, weird. Imagine that, a lesbian didn't want you to hit on her. :loco:

Many a man has tried to turn one, but you just cannot do it!
 
there's different kinds of lesbians. there's the ones with butch haircuts and flannel shirts and work boots (frequently observed in hardware stores), and then there's the lipstick lesbians, which was what my ex cubemate was (these can be seen roaming freely in Bath and Body Works, and high end clothing stores). the commonality is that both types are rug munchers, and a clever hunter can stake out watering holes and lush pastures where they like to graze.
 
Conspicuously Absent said:
but according to that frothing minister guy sweden is the land of gays and satanists. wtf!?
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ahaha the best part is that the guy he's raving on and on about (pastor åke green) was FREED in supreme court so i dunno what he has left to rant about now
 
MadeInNewJersey said:
Yeah, weird. Imagine that, a lesbian didn't want you to hit on her. :loco:

Many a man has tried to turn one, but you just cannot do it!
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Yeah, but what do you have to lose? Like CA said, there's that slim chance that she'll be bi (or willing to experiment) and in that case... well, you're living the dream, buddy!
 
Has anyone here ever had a threesome? And I don't mean with two dudes and a chick or three dudes or yourself and both your hands, but you and two chicks.
 
yes, but only got to have sex with one of them. We were rudely interupted by parents coming home. I got to hide under the bed for the next 2 1/2 hours until they went to bed!!!
 
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