Gibs Died. :(

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

When I was three I emptied a bottle of baby oil into a fish tank. The resultant effect was that the oil created an oxygen barrier atop the water, and the fish suffocated to death. I saw a few psychologists back then, just to check I wasn't a Manson in genesis.

Your next step is to figure out a way to apply this method to the atmosphere, and hold the world for ransom!

 

[Will Bozarth]

when I was 5, I thought my parents' tropical (see: expensive) fish were thirsty, so I poured a whole can of coffee into the tank. My dad came downstairs, asked who made coffee, and went WHAAA?!"