Goals for this year.

Yeah, I could have been fucking some chick already, but she was playing hard to get and throwing signals that I am unable to decipher. I wish chicks would just be more direct with dudes about what they want.
 
Try being in Asia. Most of the chicks are shy as fuck. Or at least in Hong Kong.
 
It's not that she is shy. She's outgoing enough, but she throw signals at me and I'm not good at all with that. If a chick wants to fuck me, I'd rather she come out and say it than say something cryptic that I spend three hours overanalyzing and then say 'Fuck it' and go back to drinking beer.
 
Funny. My experience with girlfriends says otherwise, maturity issues and jealousy on their part really bugs the hell out of me. I've found much more comfort in fuck friends than girlfriends. You get to fuck, but with none of the extra baggage.

Exactly. Having a girlfriend can be a chore. But it can be nice too.

I just don't want to adopt that mentality of desperation and uncertainty. I'd rather have a secure relationship to focus on rather than wander about looking for "opportunities".
 
Save money, start lifting weights regularly again, quit my second job, break the nicotine and caffeine related habits, figure out once and for all what the fuck I want to do with the rest of my life.
 
Yeah, I could have been fucking some chick already, but she was playing hard to get and throwing signals that I am unable to decipher. I wish chicks would just be more direct with dudes about what they want.

That's the sad part, women are unnable to be direct about ANYTHING. You gotta learn how to read them, and really it's not that hard. If you are not good at reading her signals (try reading some books btw) just go for it, the worse you'll get is a slap on the face.
 
It's mainly just body language you have to read, but most of the time I'm not at bars to pick up women anyway as I'm there hanging out with mates.
 
Move to DC (May - August)
Make a personal website, and learn how to integrate a SQL database with it
Get a real job instead of this lame-ass paid internship
Practice music more (should happen once the band I'm in is living together)


Those are the main ones. Pretty likely I'll accomplish them.
 
cc, I hope you realize you must ask for my permission first before eloping with Matt.

Save money, start lifting weights regularly again, quit my second job, break the nicotine and caffeine related habits, figure out once and for all what the fuck I want to do with the rest of my life.

You forgot to include "Hang out with whiskey funeral, Dodens and cook-ta" :p.
 
my to do list:
-return calls
-stop being misanthropic (LOL)
-overcome my toe-phobia
-realize that Johnny Depp doesn't really have a crush on me
 
On the whole girl thing, they're stupid.
I was talking to the flatmates and I was like "Women aren't direct enough. It's like, just come over and say you need a fuck"
"But then we sound desperate"
"50% of blokes won't give a fuck, and are as, if not more, desperate for it"
 
I just don't want to adopt that mentality of desperation and uncertainty. I'd rather have a secure relationship to focus on rather than wander about looking for "opportunities".

Understandable, though I fail to see how fuck partners equals desperation. You can find a ''friend'' and stick with her for some time, you know? I've had a share of these type of relationships and you can keep things fairly steady for a while. In fact, I had a couple of fuck friends that I kept for more than a year. The only problem with these relationships is that if you're not looking for something serious, you can end up in a situation where the woman gets too attached and all hell breaks loose.
 
Go to Greece and Spain.
Get my bench up to 425 lbs.
Buy and install a big block motor in my Chevelle.
Buy more metal.
Attend even more metal concerts.