"The Big M" by Lust Control. My friend sent me this song... sadly, I don't think it's a joke.
Here's the lyrics:
"It's natural, it's a release.
It's natural, it's a release.
It's a release, it's a release, it's a release.
It's a release, it's a release, it's a release.
A release from what -- your sexual appetite?
Forget it -- get real! It's artificial sex!
Masturbation is artificial sex!
Masturbation is artificial sex!
Masturbation is artificial sex!
Nooooooooooooo!
Some of you will one day find a mate.
Wait until then and have the real thing.
Sexual sin is a sin against your own body.
Sexual sin is a sin against your own body.
The body's not meant for sexual immorality before the lord.
Your body's for the lord!
Masturbation is artificial sex!
Masturbation is artificial sex!
Masturbation is artificial sex!
Stop! Do a guitar solo instead!
(Guitar solo)
Some of you will marry on this earth
It's not for marriage that you were given birth
Spend your time devote yourself to Go-o-o-od.
Know that master nothing could be better.
Think about it man,
Put your body in subjection.
Take all thoughts captive to the obedience of Christ!
Masturbation is artificial sex!
Masturbation is artificial sex!
Masturbation is artificial sex!
It's a ripoff!
Set your mind on other things!
Act like Jesus is with you all the time --
Because he is!
He sees everything you do!
So walk humbly before him and with him
Over sin and over temptation in obedience!"
Hahahaha, that is so sad.
But funny!
Here's the lyrics:
"It's natural, it's a release.
It's natural, it's a release.
It's a release, it's a release, it's a release.
It's a release, it's a release, it's a release.
A release from what -- your sexual appetite?
Forget it -- get real! It's artificial sex!
Masturbation is artificial sex!
Masturbation is artificial sex!
Masturbation is artificial sex!
Nooooooooooooo!
Some of you will one day find a mate.
Wait until then and have the real thing.
Sexual sin is a sin against your own body.
Sexual sin is a sin against your own body.
The body's not meant for sexual immorality before the lord.
Your body's for the lord!
Masturbation is artificial sex!
Masturbation is artificial sex!
Masturbation is artificial sex!
Stop! Do a guitar solo instead!
(Guitar solo)
Some of you will marry on this earth
It's not for marriage that you were given birth
Spend your time devote yourself to Go-o-o-od.
Know that master nothing could be better.
Think about it man,
Put your body in subjection.
Take all thoughts captive to the obedience of Christ!
Masturbation is artificial sex!
Masturbation is artificial sex!
Masturbation is artificial sex!
It's a ripoff!
Set your mind on other things!
Act like Jesus is with you all the time --
Because he is!
He sees everything you do!
So walk humbly before him and with him
Over sin and over temptation in obedience!"
Hahahaha, that is so sad.
But funny! 
