Going to a wedding tomorrow, and I've "had relations" with 3 chicks that'll be there.
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Nico
Onward!
No, but I'm thinking of letting my afro go (I have a pretty decent sized Noel Redding one right now if I don't slick it down). I already sold out by trimming my bum beard right now though, damn.
Mormagil
bring back the corvee
Mormagil
bring back the corvee
Krilons Resa
Jerry's married?!
Henrik Main
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JayKeeley
Be still, O wand'rer!
Fight the goddamn motherfucking power. This board has been way too crakkker lately. That's right, take no shit....
Possibly the best comedy scene in all history:
Possibly the best comedy scene in all history:
SO AMAZING. Wait, that's Hear No Evil See No Evil right? It's been so long that I don't remember that specific scene!!!JayKeeley said:Possibly the best comedy scene in all history:
Right, here's a crappy picture of the bride, the other one I don't have any pics (I apparently made out with her at a bar one night NO RECOLLECTION), and the third, the only one I had a girlfriend/boyfriend relationship with her like, she's a bigassed Messiskin with no titties and I don't want to own up to it.
This is right about where her GIANT boobies are, haha.
Yeah that reminds me, apparently we're heading to the pub before the wedding, just found that out last night. Ruh-oh!lurch70 said:
Quick history: this chick has been my closest female friend over the past 9 years or so, we went to college together and always had a platonic thing even if I wanted more for a stint some years back. Fooled around a bit last year for reasons unknown but it was readily apparent that any sort of physical relationship should not be in the cards for is. Maybe she needed to get me out of her system, I dunno.
Then there's my friend who I'm going with today, that fucker was seriously in love with this chick for years and nothing ever became of it becauase a) he wouldn't drop the hammer with her, and b) she'd rather date some asshole instead of a decent dude. So yeah odds are he's gonna be fucked up today, if he tries to stop the ceremony I'll try and capture it on film.
Hey I understand, and she does have rather thin stringy hair, but I always went out of my way to tell her how nice it looked. When it did of course.Erik said:How dem wimmenz' hair looks is important to me. If she has poor hair, I don't care how the rest looks
These shitz are in a church today, maybe I'll give the crucifix the last part of my definition of fuckedupedness?
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MFJ
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Erik said:How dem wimmenz' hair looks is important to me. If she has poor hair, I don't care how the rest looks
agreed totally.
JayKeeley
Be still, O wand'rer!
One Inch Man said:
Gene Wilder + Richard Pryor being led to their jail cell, scared of the other inmates, so they pretend to be macho:
Pryor: "Uhu, that's right, we bad, that's right, we take no shit! No shit rick!"
Wilder: *breaks into kung fu moves* "Hyaaa! Hooo! Waaaa!"
It's a small film called....
STIR CRAZY!!!
haha it rules we made her a "card" a polaroid of us standing in the Target parking lot grinning like idiots. And now we're drunk. Okay! Off to the wedding!
MajestikMøøse
Membrum virile
he better bring some pics back ...
hehehe ... he will score with one of his buddies probably. if he gets obliterated during regular days ... I can imagine how wasted he will be at some kickin' California wedding ... I know I would drink like a fucking fish
hehehe ... he will score with one of his buddies probably. if he gets obliterated during regular days ... I can imagine how wasted he will be at some kickin' California wedding ... I know I would drink like a fucking fish
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