Okay yeah that was up there with one of the most awkward experiences of my recent memory (past 10 years). Imagine a room full of war supporting prayer happy wackos that fucking HATE me and my friend for reasons unknown and ... yeah.
Nutshell of how the day went:
Go to Target, buy some shitz on the register, head to the pub for lunch and a pint, go to ceremony in a church that my friend used to attend when he pretended to be christian (long story), sat behind ex-girlfriend's parents and exchanged pleasantries, almost fucking LOSE it during the ceremony because my friend had the giggles, bail, go to a bar for a few whiskey 7's, go to the reception and just flat out get SHUNNED by everyone.
bride's brother: "shit man, I don't even feel like her brother right now."
my friend: "funny, I don't even feel like her friend right now."
bride's brother: "...yeah dudes, it was pretty cool for you guys to come."
Finally met the groom of my closest female friend of the past 8 years, for the first time, and he's "heard a lot about me." Funny how I've heard absolutely nothing about this dude, even one night I told her "hey so you're getting married after knowing this dude 10 months, fuckin' wow, what's this dude like?" "uhhhh, he's just some dude." Yeah.
That sucked. Gonna watch Kill Bill now.
Nutshell of how the day went:
Go to Target, buy some shitz on the register, head to the pub for lunch and a pint, go to ceremony in a church that my friend used to attend when he pretended to be christian (long story), sat behind ex-girlfriend's parents and exchanged pleasantries, almost fucking LOSE it during the ceremony because my friend had the giggles, bail, go to a bar for a few whiskey 7's, go to the reception and just flat out get SHUNNED by everyone.
bride's brother: "shit man, I don't even feel like her brother right now."
my friend: "funny, I don't even feel like her friend right now."
bride's brother: "...yeah dudes, it was pretty cool for you guys to come."
Finally met the groom of my closest female friend of the past 8 years, for the first time, and he's "heard a lot about me." Funny how I've heard absolutely nothing about this dude, even one night I told her "hey so you're getting married after knowing this dude 10 months, fuckin' wow, what's this dude like?" "uhhhh, he's just some dude." Yeah.
That sucked. Gonna watch Kill Bill now.
