gorgoroth vs. poland

[Lanterns]

There IS great metal being played on Les Pauls.
And you should have seen the pic of teh bunny posing with one
But warlocks and RRs look much better than LPs, that's true.
SOME LPs might look gay, but Telecasters are among the gayest guitars I've seen.

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

eauheuaheauh im not saying they are bad guitars

they just dont look tr00 gr1m and n3kr0

 

[Lanterns]

Yeah that's true, Gorgoroth's guitars don't look very n3kro.

 

[Fenrir13]

ahh, it's the heart behind it all.

There was a great story that a fellow who does road managment told me about Dark Funeral once. The band's instruments had to be checked in baggage. Well, the bassist comes up to him, holding up his bass...broken off at the neck. The show was that night. They DID manage to find him a bass...

Dark Funeral played a gig that night with their bassist playing a PINK bass. If that's not vber kvlt, I don't know WHAT is.


I hope there are pictures of this somewhere.

 

[Lanterns]

^Ouch. Just, ouch.

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

Aren't They always naked?

You dont exactly see a goat with spikes, tight leather trousers, a CoF teeshirt and a spike on the nutsack.

You never been to Canada?


Maybe I should go see Gaygoroth at the Inferno Festival after all. I could bring my ol' Hamer and show them what a REAL guitar looks like

 

[SilentNightThrobbongNight]

fuck everyone les pauls are great.
when you are running around with your rr flying v s and bc bitches ill just break off your little pointy parts and crush your flimsy guitar and skull with my massive les paul.

 

[Torgoth]

Because of Poland they are going to put some shit about christianity to EU's constitutional law. That make's me puke. I like the France way to ban muslims' head scarfs. State and religion separated it should be.

 

[CadalMord]

State and religion separated it should be.

True. Just like the Vatican

 

[Torgoth]

Vatican should be bombed with nuclear weapons.

 

[CadalMord]

Well, I guess it wouldn't take many nukes to clear the area, since it's like 400m x 400m in size.

 

[BodomiC]

^ indeed

Lets Bomb Vatican

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

i can tell you one thing: if the pope hasn't died so far, it's not a cheesy atom bomb explosion that will get him killed!

 

[Morbid In Rock]

Die Pope die! Heheheh

 

[A Fire Inside]

What the fuck?

Well, I still love Gorgoroth. By the Way: Fuck them.

Fuck the pope too.

And fuck France. The law is OK to me, it is the way it should be... but I wanted to say Fuck France. Sorry.

 

[Profanity]

What a stupid thread.

 

[SilentNightThrobbongNight]

what a stupid person.

yeah fuck france!

 

[Stun]

Fuck France???

All I have to say is that Gibson make extremely high quality guitars.

 

[Lanterns]

The pope can blow Fred Durst...

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

am i untrue because i kinda like the pope?!