Girls would line up if you had a Desolator logo on your dick!
Desolator? I hardly know her!
Yea, but there is only a space for "Des" on it... Des stands for... Desperate
Sounds like you had sex
My recent European vacation was fucking incredible. I'm having a hard time believing that things actually happened (after they had happened to me). Everything about the trip regardless of my expectations, over-delivered in spades.
Probably the only time I've truly appreciated life in my 27 years.
Sounds like a kickass trip man. Did you run into anyone on your travels besides Nicolas and Dianella?