Grand Life Appreciation Thread

[Aexalven]

Last 24 hours (excluding this new forum abomination) was amazing.

1. We were losing 11:4 in csgo, whole team was flaming, I was only one left vs 5 enemies and people started to mock me "go ace idiot".
And I solo'd all 5 dudes, team apologized to each other, we got our shit together and won 16:13, Like a Big Boss.
2. Had best Hearthstone game in like 1 year
3. Saw this beautiful girl at the bus stop, with a cape of thick, long hair and face of slavic angel <3
4. Won 50 euro in lottery
5. Won all bets in csgo gambling
6. Passed exam.

4 hours left to the end of this 24h period, cant wait for more good news <3

 

[DarkGift]

1. sounds like you were play dota
2. heartstone casual magic the gathering for teh plebs
3. she doesn't like you
4. you probably bought another lottery ticket and lost it all
5. combined with the knowledge gained from 4 i can deduce that you have a gambling problem
6. that's what your mom said last night

your period only lasts for 24 hours? what kind of a girl are you?

 

[Aexalven]

1. I dont play russian games, I want to keep the rest of mys anity
2. I play both, HS mainly to rekt those casuals who have no idea about card games.
3. She doesnt know im exist, I was lurking pretty well
4. I spend 5 euro weekly on lottery tickets, so nope
5. I wish I had, but im doing too good and im afraid I might develop it. Or become fucking rich
6. Was it hard?

bonus
Perfect girl

 

[DarkGift]

1. i thought you said there were only polacks and russians in cs
2. virginity intact
3. she is in luck then, for now
4. that must be like half your salary or something?
5. become rich and buy all the skins in cs:go
6. her penis was. wait wat.

bonus
depends on how often

 

[stefan86]

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[Aexalven]

1. Not on my rank anymore, they remained in low/mid rank ghetto
2. Pride!
3. I am planning to be at the exactly same spot and hour next week to see her again
4. I dont pay taxes so im rich
5. But most of the skins suck
6. Suck it!

kurwa

 

[Adam Stryker]

I just ate an entire box of Kraft Mac and Cheese.

 

[Belac]

I honestly thought you were supposed to eat the whole box...

Are there people that don't eat the whole thing? Sometimes I eat the packaging too.

Also I eat it right out of the pot I cook it in, because fuck bowls.

 

[Aexalven]

Im afraid to visit NA because I always fear that i would get stomach cancer from all this strange shit.

You guys dont even have normal bread

 

[Belac]

Yeah we have lots of fucked up foods, even I don't get why people eat shit like Pop Tarts and Fruit Rollups. That stuff is like leather coated in stale sugar and fruit scented shampoo.

I think our bread is normal though. Most Food Libraries (ha!) have fresh baked bread as well as the usual company made monstrosities.

I miss the

 

[PowerBlade]

I think the Pole means dark bread - you know, the bread that is healthy. Not white bread. I have been to the US three times and I never saw anything other than white bread

 

[DarkGift]

^+1

 

[Aexalven]

Real bread:

<3

 

[stefan86]

Serious discussion blablabla, cool bread pics

 

[Belac]

no u

 

[PowerBlade]

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[arg]

nsfw

 

[Animaltracks]

fuck bread and long live tortillas madafakazzzzz !!!

 

[Aexalven]

GIB PASSWORD MUTHAFUCKA

AND LOVE BREAD
FUCK TORTILLAS

I want hot pepperoni pizza now ;_;

 

[Animaltracks]

fuck bread I said !!!