Groan - The Sleeping Wizard NEWS

[MegaPwn]

We all need to get our hooker money somehow; spread the wealth, I say!

 

[Keenan]

I'd love to get the album on vinyl though. I was listening to "Infected Nations" on vinyl last night and I was like "Records are so cool! I need more"

 

[Covet Chaos]

http://www.myspace.com/groanuk

New song online. Album is almost completed!

 

[D.Ingram]

Dan, stop being so fucking good. You're actually making me feel insecure about Utopian Black now.

 

[Heavy Status]

Hello I'm Mazz and I sing over this gypsy's riffs.

Just want to say thank you for all the kind words.

One day I hope to melt all your faces from the stage of power.

Thanks again

 

[D.Ingram]

Bend over

 

[Covet Chaos]

Power of the stage.

Best username ever by the way dude.

 

[Heavy Status]

Thanks..I was going to go for 'Sexual Freedom' but I thought that it was a bit juicy.

 

[Covet Chaos]

Bit raunchy.

 

[metallicdistort]

Bearing in mind we have young members on this board.

 

[MetallicSlayerDeth]

Like who? I believe I'm the youngest here and I'm 15

Also, Like the new song



















































Oh wait, the drone ranger is back...

 

[Heavy Status]

I'm going to hold back on the raunch. I don't want to be known as 'Heavy Status – The Rauncher'. That will do me and you no favours.

I'm keeping the raunch in my raunch box.

I will use it.....sparingly

 

[Covet Chaos]

Steady.... metal....

We can't hold back on the raunch. Not when Leigh uses that bass tone.

 

[metallicdistort]

Like who? I believe I'm the youngest here and I'm 15

Also, Like the new song




















































Oh wait, the drone ranger is back...

You're too young to be exposed to sexual content boy

 

[Heavy Status]

My joy of joining this forum and talk of raunch has been dashed by the local news “A dog was thrown into a river halfway through giving birth to puppies. She was rescued by a passer-by”. That is fucking rough.

 

[Covet Chaos]

Ohhh that's just coarse. That most shocking news story on my home page is:

Katie exposes her midriff in 'baby bump' mystery

Shocking I know. Oh yeah... Bout the gig. We may be able to stay at Steves again. Train to Sheffield on the 4th... gig... home on the 6th from Sheffield if Steve can get the day off work.

There you go everybody! Look how exciting it is to be in Groan!

 

[D.Ingram]

SHEFFIELDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Call me along, I gotta witness this shit myself

 

[Heavy Status]

Ohhh that's just coarse. That most shocking news story on my home page is:

Katie exposes her midriff in 'baby bump' mystery

Shocking I know. Oh yeah... Bout the gig. We may be able to stay at Steves again. Train to Sheffield on the 4th... gig... home on the 6th from Sheffield if Steve can get the day off work.

There you go everybody! Look how exciting it is to be in Groan!

Sounds good.

I'll bring some spare pants and socks. I'm really living the rock and roll dream being in Groan.

 

[Covet Chaos]

Dave, 5th in Wakefield you nonce. Be there early mate because I think we're on at like 2pm or something silly like that!

Yes! Haha. I may actually use Steve's shower. I felt a little awkward last time to be honest to go and use it because I'd never met his family.
ROCK AND ROLL!!!

 

[D.Ingram]

RAEPS