Groan - The Sleeping Wizard NEWS

[Heavy Status]

Dave, 5th in Wakefield you nonce. Be there early mate because I think we're on at like 2pm or something silly like that!

Yes! Haha. I may actually use Steve's shower. I felt a little awkward last time to be honest to go and use it because I'd never met his family.
ROCK AND ROLL!!!

Ha Ha...You're in a ROCK BAND..MAN UP...pussy and blow...pussy and blow.

 

[Covet Chaos]

Maybe we should take some women back to his parents house then!

 

[metallicdistort]

And who says rock n roll is dead? If it is, you guys are mighty fine necropheliacs

 

[Heavy Status]

Maybe we should take some women back to his parents house then!

I'm not that rock and roll. Laura would slice off my love nutz if she found out..

 

[Covet Chaos]

Hahahaha!! You get PUNCHED! IN THE NUUUHHH!!

 

[Heavy Status]

Now that was a proper pub gig....

"Do you do any covers?"

"no"

"oh"

 

[MetallicSlayerDeth]

You're too young to be exposed to sexual content boy

Hey, she's like fucking 12!

 

[Covet Chaos]

Now that was a proper pub gig....

"Do you do any covers?"

"no"

"oh"

Hahaha!! It'd a shame we won't get the chance to really do this sort of stuff so often. There's a venue in Manchester that actually requests bands do a cover! Or they used to at least.

 

[metallicdistort]

Hey, she's like fucking 12!

No she's not, you're just very gullible

 

[MetallicSlayerDeth]

*looking up gullible on google translate*

Hey!

 

[metallicdistort]

*looking up gullible on google translate*

Hey!

Did you know gullible isn't actually in the English dictionary?



























(Shhhhhh! Everyone quiet)

 

[MetallicSlayerDeth]

I believe I'm getting raped by a British cunt of a bassist so I'll just leave

 

[Keenan]

When the hell does this album come out?

 

[D.Ingram]

More importantly, when are Groan and Utopian Black going to tour together an release a split EP?

 

[Darkofeden]

More importantly, when are Groan and Utopian Black going to tour together an release a split EP?

 

[metallicdistort]

I believe I'm getting raped by a British cunt of a bassist so I'll just leave

You want tea with that?

 

[Covet Chaos]

More importantly, when are Groan and Utopian Black going to tour together an release a split EP?

Give it a few years, get some music out of your own first. Dunno if I'm so keen on another split EP after the Vinum Sabbatum one.

And Keenan. Definatly next month. It was meant to be on the 5th September because it was going to be a press of 100 CDs. But now we're going straight for 1000 because 100 usually sells out fast. I think I'm getting sent 100 CDs for like when we tour to sell at gigs.

There's been so many delays now because that's what propper rock bands do!

 

[Keenan]

Damn! I was gonna say...... 100 seems kinda..... Small.

 

[Covet Chaos]

Well it was gonna be a first run of 100 then onto 1000. But we have been pushing it so close to the deadline. But hey it's somebody he believes in us enough to invest and they have a real passion for the whole genre so... What more could you ask from. Apart from a major deal with Sony

 

[Keenan]

Nah, they'd nickel and dime ya till they suck you dry.


Doomanoid Records right? I'll be sure to pre-order.