guess what!

He's taking things out of context and stuff

<r-penguin> <NvrHere> MEOOWW
<r-penguin> nO
<r-penguin> no
<r-penguin> NO
<r-penguin> ME
<r-penguin> MEOW
<r-penguin> YOU
<r-penguin> RAPE
<NvrHere> lol


* r-penguin changes topic to 'There is no other god-Satan killed him! -Prospero DUCK TALES.....WOOOO-OO Flying nuns with huge tits!!'
<r-penguin> gahhhhhhhhhhhh
* r-penguin changes topic to 'There is no other god-Satan killed him! -Prospero DUCKTALES.....WOOOO-OO Flying nuns with huge tits!!'
* r-penguin changes topic to 'There is no other god-Satan killed him! -Prospero DUCK TALES ...WOOOO-OO Flying nuns with huge tits!!'
<r-penguin> finally
<Phasom> hahaha
* r-penguin changes topic to 'There is no other god-Satan killed him! -Prospero DUCK TALES ...WOOOO-OO Flying nuns with huge tits!!'
* r-penguin changes topic to 'There is no other god - Satan killed him! -Prospero DUCK TALES ...WOOOO-OO Flying nuns with huge tits!!'
* r-penguin is satisfied


* r-penguin goes skiing
<Phasom> hahahaa
<karmic> brb
* karmic has quit IRC (if con is the opposite of pro than congress is the opposite of progress)
<Phasom> that's a funny image
<NvrHere> lol
<Phasom> do you wear a sweater while skiing?
<r-penguin> STOP PICTURING ME NAKED
<r-penguin> STOP IT
<r-penguin> DAMMIT
<r-penguin> STOP
<Phasom> hahahahahaha
<r-penguin> I WILL NOT BE A NUDE OBJECT OF YOUR AFFECTION
<Phasom> no, I was picturing you with a sweater on
<r-penguin> I WILL NOT AID YOUR MASTURBATORY METHODS
<Phasom> but of course, you weren't wearing any pants


PS. BSB rules you all!
 
haha, penguin left out the point about his dick being shorter than 2 inches. And also, this:
<r-penguin> that first guy
<r-penguin> had a HUGE schlong!
 
stick to context damn you



<LoM_Alive> http://www.cartoonsporno.net/c32/5/assistants89.html
<LoM_Alive> ^hehehe
<r-penguin> DO YOU EVEN GRASP THE IDEA OF COMEDY IN THE SLIGHTEST DEGREE?
<r-penguin> *pssst* the answer is "YES".
* LoM_Alive continues to ignore penguin
<NvrHere> lol
* LoM_Alive was kicked by r-penguin (ignore this, punk)
* LoM_Alive has joined #nevermore
<NvrHere> lol
* You were kicked from #nevermore by r-penguin (gotta be 'fair')
* Rejoined channel #nevermore
* Topic is 'There is no other god - Satan killed him! -Prospero DUCK TALES ...WOOOO-OO Flying nuns with huge tits!!'
* Set by r-penguin on Tue Aug 12 09:53:24
* NvrHere sets mode: +oo LoM_Alive r-penguin
<LoM_Alive> hahaha
<LoM_Alive> I know you penguin, you do this just to get a "rise" out of me
<LoM_Alive> well, it is working
<LoM_Alive> ;)
<LoM_Alive> http://www.cartoonsporno.net/c32/5/cruise.html
<LoM_Alive> ^;)
<r-penguin> wow
<r-penguin> that first guy
<r-penguin> had a HUGE schlong
<r-penguin> jesus!
<r-penguin> http://www.cartoonsporno.net/c32/5/cont/11.jpg
<r-penguin> :O
<r-penguin> http://www.cartoonsporno.net/c32/5/cont/13.jpg
 
* Phasom bumps will's thread with LoD, DoD lyrics
<NvrHere> :D
<r-penguin> that song sucks
<r-penguin> it actually put me to sleep
<Phasom> you suck
<NvrHere> :/
<r-penguin> only animal cock my deart
<r-penguin> dear8
<r-penguin> *
<r-penguin> adjfad
<Phasom> what?
<r-penguin> CASTRATE THE REDEEMER!
<Phasom> what?
<r-penguin> I HAVE TO SHIT
<Phasom> ......
<Phasom> ........
<Phasom> well.....then.....shit
<r-penguin> DONE AND DONE
<r-penguin> after sitting down I realize....
<r-penguin> i shouldve had another wipe
 
^Iris^: now i always wanted to have sex with a midget!!

NdX_dead: http://daemon_metalhedz.tripod.com/Pdrm0184satan.jpg
NdX_dead: I AM SATAN'S POSSESSED!!!!
^Iris^: what is that for link? (i'm dead if i'll click that so..)
NdX_dead: THAT IS ME
^Iris^: oh, ok
NdX_dead: SATAN'S POSSESSED
Pyrus: oh yeah, the Satan Pic
Pyrus: heh heh
NdX_dead: I MUST SACRIFICE A GOAT EVERY MONTH AS DUES
^Iris^: ieuw!!
Pyrus: don't be afraid to click it Iris
Pyrus: it's jsut Matt looking like a jackass
Pyrus: dude, is that a vibrator behind your right hand
Pyrus: that thing on the shelf
Pyrus: to the right of DArk Genesis and the little ball
^Iris^: ok, now i get curious!!
Pyrus: it looks like a vibrator
Pyrus: or somehing
NdX_dead: UHHH.....
NdX_dead: NO
Pyrus: it does tho
NdX_dead: ITS A COIN BANK
Pyrus: a coin bank in the shape of a sex toy
 
<^Iris^> i bet you're a kinda guy that wears that blue underwear, right? and that is definately1!! a vibrator there!! hihi

~~~

<NdX_dead> UHHH, STRANGELY, I AM WEARING BLUE UNDERWEAR
<r-penguin> HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!
<r-penguin> I HAVE BLUE UNDEERWEAR ON TOO!!!!!
<^Iris^> the egoist!!
<r-penguin> :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Pyrus> He took the MUSIC?!!
<r-penguin> blue underwear AND shorts
<Pyrus> he took DEATH?!!
<Pyrus> that does it
<^Iris^> yeah, i thought so already...
<Pyrus> I'm fucking coing to Holland and gutting him like a fucking fish
* ^Iris^ even starts to think she has x-ray-eyes
<r-penguin> a cat fish?!
<NdX_dead> MAYBE I NEED TO TAKE A PICTURE OF THAT BANK TO PROVE THAT THAT IS NOT IN FACT A VIBRATOR
* ^Iris^ ooh goodie!!! i'm gonna imagine Van in a kilt!! whaha..wot!

~~~

<Pyrus> wow, Matt, you're abit defensive
<^Iris^> or even better...Warrel in a kilt..
<^Iris^> yatta yattaa!! oh, my heart couldn't take that..it would kill me!
<r-penguin> wareelo is a fag
<Pyrus> heheh
<^Iris^> i always wondered...those guys switch clothings sometimes..and i still don't understand why Warrel never wears that thing..
*** r-penguin is now known as Phasom
<^Iris^> i bet he would even wear white socks then..hihi
* Pyrus listens to Blind Guardian
*** Phasom has changed the topic on channel #nevermore to WARREL DANE IS A FUCKING FAGGOT
<Pyrus> Returning of the miracles!
*** Phasom is now known as r-penguin
<Pyrus> It's my own requiem!
<r-penguin> !!!!!!
<r-penguin> YES
<r-penguin> THAT SONG OWNS
<Pyrus> absolutely
* r-penguin DRY HUMPS PYRUS' LEG
<Pyrus> SPEED METAL \m/
<r-penguin> IS THE SCRIPT
* Pyrus maces penguin
<r-penguin> ALREADY WRITTEN!!!
<^Iris^> warrel ain't no fag!
<NdX_dead> FINE THINK ITS A VIBRATOR IF YOU WILL... BUT I ASSURE YOU IT IS NOT

~~~

<Pyrus> this room is funny
<r-penguin> FUCKING POWAA METAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<r-penguin> SDLKHFDSAL
* r-penguin goes for a shower
<Pyrus> Penguin is humping my leg and singing Blind Guardian, and Iris is getting indignant about Warrel being called gay, while Matt resolutely denies that he owns a vibrator
 
<^Iris^> IS THAT HOW YOU WOULD FUCK ME, PENG?
* Phasom gets some popcorn
<karmic> WITH A PASSION
* r-penguin sets mode: +o ^Iris^
<Phasom> this is very entertaining
<r-penguin> YES
<r-penguin> IRIS
<^Iris^> I BET THERE ARE GUYS IN HERE THAT WOULD BE SOOOOO MUCH BETTER!!!
<r-penguin> I WOULD FUCK YOU WITH KICKS
<Phasom> LIKE ME
<Phasom> :)
<r-penguin> CAUSE MY DICK IS SO SMALL
<Phasom> hahahahaha
<NdX> lol
<r-penguin> LIKE A FUCKING PEANUT
<r-penguin> SMALL
<karmic> PICK
<Phasom> hahahahaha
<r-penguin> SMALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Phasom> hahahahahahaha
<Phasom> that's pretty small
<Phasom> hahahahahahaha
<r-penguin> oh yeah
<karmic> penguin dick = PICK
<karmic> or PICKER
<karmic> dunno
<r-penguin> PECKER
<karmic> nah
<karmic> PICK
<NdX> toothpick
<r-penguin> YES
<karmic> PENGPECKER
<r-penguin> TOOTHPICK
<Phasom> hahahahaha
<r-penguin> no
<r-penguin> too big
<Phasom> hahahahahaahaha
<r-penguin> THIMBLE
* Phasom has a heartattack
<r-penguin> YS
<r-penguin> YES
<Phasom> hahahahahahahaha
<r-penguin> A THIMBLE
<karmic> pea?
<r-penguin> THATS MY PENIS
<karmic> A BEAN
<Phasom> this is GETTING POSTED
<r-penguin> NO
<r-penguin> A THIMBLE
 
<NdX> do you practice by beastiality on mice?
<Phasom> how do you, like, masturbate?
<thimblboy> thats a thimble
<thimblboy> http://www.sterlingshop.com/images_sterlhware/tailors thimble.jpg
<thimblboy> http://www.sterlingshop.com/images_sterlhware/tailors thimble.jpg
<thimblboy> http://www.sterlingshop.com/images_sterlhware/tailors thimble.jpg
<^Iris^> whaha...
<^Iris^> this is rude!
<Phasom> dude, like, how in the hell do you masturbate?
<thimblboy> CAREFULLY
<thimblboy> christ
<Phasom> hahahahahaha
<thimblboy> it could fall off
<Phasom> hahahahahaha
<thimblboy> i need to be gentle
<Phasom> you could crush it with your pinky
<thimblboy> i hold it up with my pinky at the bottom
<thimblboy> and the i pet the top for 5 minutes
<Phasom> hahahahahaha
* ^Iris^ is getting away from this all..my imagination is showing me things i do NOT wish to see right now!!
<Phasom> hahahahahahahahahaha
<^Iris^> oh boy!!
<Phasom> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<thimblboy> i cum like a leaky faucet
<Phasom> hahahahaaha
<PyrusFood> this is an unhealthy convo
<Phasom> how?
*** PyrusFood is now known as Pyrus
<Pyrus> mentally unhealthy
<thimblboy> whats wrong with leaky faucets?
<Phasom> but, how?
<Phasom> wouldn't you dick like explode
<Phasom> hahahahahaha
<thimblboy> nah
<thimblboy> dude
<thimblboy> you should see my nuts!
 
continued.....

<NdX> DON'T EVER TRUST.... don't ever trust the needle
<NdX> it lies
* karmic changes topic to 'THIMBLE - WITH A PASSION'
<r-penguin> QUEENSRYCHE
* Retrieving #nevermore info...
<NdX> the toothpick needle
* r-penguin changes topic to 'There is no other god - Satan killed him! -Prospero DUCK TALES ...WOOOO-OO Flying nuns with huge tits!!'
<NdX> that is
<r-penguin> LEAVE MY TOPIC
<^Iris^> that would be even more difficult then giving a blowjob to a midget!!! THANK GOD he invented the pincet for ya, pengy!!
<PyrusFood> QUEENSRCHE!!
* karmic changes topic to 'There is no other god - Satan killed him! -Prospero DUCK TALES ...WOOOO-OO Flying nuns with a passion.'
<karmic> ^^
<r-penguin> fine
<PyrusFood> Needle Lies rulz
<r-penguin> but phasom might not like thelack of tits
<PyrusFood> now, back to making sure I don't set the kitchen on fire
<NdX> that is, the cock is his needle
<NdX> he likes it
<r-penguin> dude
<r-penguin> needles = too big
<r-penguin> THIMBLE
<r-penguin> thim·ble ( P ) Pronunciation Key (thmbl)
<r-penguin> n.
<r-penguin> A hard pitted cup worn for protection on the finger that pushes the needle in sewing.
<r-penguin> Any of various tubular sockets or sleeves in machinery.
<r-penguin> Nautical.
<r-penguin> A metal ring fitted in an eye of a sail to prevent chafing.
<r-penguin> A metal ring around which a rope splice is passed.
<NdX> fuck
<^Iris^> the eyes of medusa!! what a sexy song this is!!
<Phasom> posted
<r-penguin> it's like 1 inch
<r-penguin> not even
* ^Iris^ 'sgonna get something to drink...brb
<r-penguin> perfect for my cock
<NdX> you fucking thimble boy
<Phasom> hahahahaha
<NdX> what do you use for condoms? thimbles?
<^Iris^> then he would really screw you...if he fucks you over!
<karmic> SHIRLEY TEMPLE HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA
<^Iris^> thimbles? what's that?
<Phasom> np: GREEN CARNATION-AS LIFE FLOWS BY
<r-penguin> THIMBLE BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<r-penguin> THATS MY NAM
<r-penguin> E
<Phasom> hhahahahahaha
* r-penguin is now known as thimblboy
<thimblboy> YES
<thimblboy> I AM ALL ABOUT THE SMALL PENISES!
<Phasom> hahahaha
<Phasom> hahahahahaha
<thimblboy> man
<NdX> at least the chicks find you easy to deepthroat
<thimblboy> i could use a thimble as a condom
<Phasom> hahahaha
<Phasom> hahahahaha
<thimblboy> but it would probably leave small bruises on the vagina
* Phasom catches breath
<thimblboy> since the dick is so small
<thimblboy> Id have to pund the chick
<thimblboy> like, swing from a rope on the ceiling
<thimblboy> into here vagina
<Phasom> hahahahaha
<thimblboy> so she feels 'something'
* Phasom can't breathe
<Phasom> hahahahahahaha
<thimblboy> tarzan thimble boy!
<^Iris^> i'd pierce my tongue with it, so i can add a second barbell..
<NdX> no, you would have to install some kind of spring mechanism in the vagina
<Phasom> hahahahaha
<thimblboy> youd pierce your tongue with my cock?
<NdX> so you can stay in
<thimblboy> ?!?!?!
<thimblboy> ?!?!???!?!?!?!?!?!??!
<Phasom> hahahahahahaa
<thimblboy> youd pierce your tongue with my cock?!?!?!??!?!
<Phasom> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<thimblboy> I AM SO FOR THAT
<thimblboy> SO
<Phasom> hahahahaha
<Phasom> that's a sharp cock
<Phasom> hahahahaahaha
<thimblboy> that would be awesome
<^Iris^> now i wonder if that was more women-unfriendly then a bitch against pengy...
<^Iris^> hmm..
<thimblboy> I could fuck her tongue
<NdX> Its a thimble, not a needle
<thimblboy> dude
<thimblboy> tongue fucking!
<thimblboy> that would be awesome
<Phasom> hahaahahahaahaha
<^Iris^> what is a timble then?
<thimblboy> so much saliva!
<NdX> they already corrected me on that once already
<^Iris^> i just asked..
<Phasom> hahahahahahahahaha
<Phasom> ah
<Phasom> ....
<thimblboy> a thimble is a small metal thing that covers your nail when you sew
<thimblboy> well
<^Iris^> what IS IT!!!
<thimblboy> its like a hat
<Phasom> hahahahhahaha
<thimblboy> and its about as long as your finger
<thimblboy> nail
<thimblboy> NAIL
<NdX> a small top hat
<Phasom> no it's not
<Phasom> oh
* ^Iris^ grabs her dictionary...
<Phasom> yeah
<Phasom> the nail
<Phasom> hahaha
<thimblboy> i wish my cock was finger length
<thimblboy> :(
<Phasom> hahahahaha
<Phasom> that's terrible
<Phasom> hahahaha
<thimblboy> http://www.sterlingshop.com/images_sterlhware/tailors thimble.jpg
<thimblboy> IRIS!
<^Iris^> it's not in the dictionary
<NdX> do you practice by beastiality on mice?
<thimblboy> thats a thimble
<Phasom> how do you, like, masturbate?
<thimblboy> http://www.sterlingshop.com/images_sterlhware/tailors thimble.jpg
<thimblboy> http://www.sterlingshop.com/images_sterlhware/tailors thimble.jpg
<thimblboy> http://www.sterlingshop.com/images_sterlhware/tailors thimble.jpg
<^Iris^> whaha...
<^Iris^> this is rude!
<Phasom> dude, like, how in the hell do you masturbate?
<thimblboy> CAREFULLY
<thimblboy> christ
<thimblboy> it could fall off
<Phasom> hahahahahaha
<Phasom> hahahahahaha
<thimblboy> i need to be gentle
<Phasom> you could crush it with your pinky
<thimblboy> i hold it up with my pinky at the bottom
<thimblboy> and the i pet the top for 5 minutes
<Phasom> hahahahahaha
* ^Iris^ is getting away from this all..my imagination is showing me things i do NOT wish to see right now!!
<Phasom> hahahahahahahahahaha
<^Iris^> oh boy!!
<Phasom> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<thimblboy> i cum like a leaky faucet
<Phasom> hahahahaaha
<PyrusFood> this is an unhealthy convo
<Phasom> how?
* PyrusFood is now known as Pyrus
<Pyrus> mentally unhealthy
<thimblboy> whats wrong with leaky faucets?
<Phasom> but, how?
<Phasom> wouldn't you dick like explode
<Phasom> hahahahahaha
<thimblboy> nah
<thimblboy> dude
<thimblboy> you should see my nuts!
<thimblboy> christ
<thimblboy> theyre smaller than marbles
<^Iris^> guys, i can't enter the site..*snif*
<Phasom> hahahahahaahaha
<Pyrus> that sucks
<Phasom> it must
<Phasom> haha
<Phasom> I now feel sorry for the penguin
 
<thimblboy> i want to bear phasoms children
* thimblboy bends over
* Phasom runs away
<NdX> but that is just queer
<Pyrus> scheisske
<thimblboy> fuck you
<thimblboy> GET IN MY PUSSY!
<Phasom> NO!
<Phasom> NO NO NO NO!!!
<^Iris^> what?
<Pyrus> you're a transexual retarded penguin
<Pyrus> that's jsut gross
<^Iris^> no, he;s a hermaphrodite!!
<NdX> NO ANAL CUNTS ALLOWED
<thimblboy> yes!
<thimblboy> My spirit begins to bump into the bumpenly skies
<thimblboy> Just to be bumped away by you
<thimblboy> Now all I want is to dump, no bumps of gold in the sky
<thimblboy> And I bump my bumps of you
<^Iris^> he is capable of fucking himself!!
<thimblboy> AHHAHAHAH
<thimblboy> Now all I want is to dump,
<thimblboy> JAJAJJAJAHAHHAHAHHAH
<thimblboy> HAHAHAH
<thimblboy> !!!!!!!!!!!!
<Pyrus> heh heh
<thimblboy> AHHAHAHAHAHA
<Pyrus> that was classic
<^Iris^> man, how would that feell?
<NdX> hahaha
 
Pyrus: ugh, I hate chemistry
r-penguin: i liked the subject where you suck alot of cock
Pyrus: that may have been because i had it at 7:30 in the morning, though
^Iris^: nah, i almost blew up the class room once..hihi
Pyrus: what, you mean gym?
Pyrus: aw man
Pyrus: wedidn't get to do anything that fun
r-penguin: cock!
r-penguin: YES
Pyrus: just memorize charts
r-penguin: I AM ALL ABOUT THE COCK
Pyrus: and dip pennies in salt water and shit
r-penguin: i took grade 11 chemisty and physics
Phasom: oh
r-penguin: well
r-penguin: Im taking it
NdX: wow. fun gym class
r-penguin: in 1 month
Phasom: I thought you said "dip penises in salt water
Phasom: hahahaha
r-penguin: yeah. sucking cock is fun
^Iris^: eeeeiuww!!
Pyrus: hah hah hah
r-penguin: for the family!
NdX: as long as im the one getting the cock sucked
r-penguin: no
r-penguin: you gotta get on your knees buddy
r-penguin: work for it
Phasom: #cocksucker
NdX: fuck you bitch
r-penguin: make that suck cum
Phasom: #cocksuckers
^Iris^: therte's only..ok, i'm NOT gonna say this, because you guys are gonna post it if i do!!!
Phasom: ^there's your channel pengy
NdX slaps Phasom around with a bit of large trout
Pyrus: hah hah
r-penguin: yum
Pyrus: no we won't
Pyrus: and by that, I mean "yes we will"
 
* MHFixxxer slaps penguin with a movie xxx topsite
<MHFixxxer> 1 TB of porn bitch
<MHFixxxer> just start sucking me off
* r-penguin slaps mark with a big erection........phasoms......
<^Iris^> hmm..porn kinda sks for that ,right>
<^Iris^> ;)
<NdX_dead> holy fuck
<MHFixxxer> porno TOPSITE
<MHFixxxer> hahah
<MHFixxxer> dvd rips
<MHFixxxer> svcd
<MHFixxxer> bla bla
<r-penguin> :O
<r-penguin> HOLY SHIT
<r-penguin> hahah
<MHFixxxer> and thers one for 0day movies
<NdX_dead> you've got to be a really lonely bastard to have 1 TB of porn
<MHFixxxer> set up a ftp
<MHFixxxer> ill fxp
<Phasom> hahahaha
<MHFixxxer> i am
<r-penguin> nah man
<MHFixxxer> im a 16 year old hacker with an erection
<r-penguin> big news
<r-penguin> eh will?
<Phasom> hahaha
<NvrHere> ahahaha
<MHFixxxer> brb a sec
<Phasom> ah, the realization laugh
<MHFixxxer> 0day pr0n and movies
<NvrHere> Mark = porn god
<NvrHere> lol
<NvrHere> that video rules hehe
<MHFixxxer> i will be the porn god now
<NvrHere> lol
<MHFixxxer> i got over 1 TB of dvd xxx
<MHFixxxer> 0day
<NvrHere> Porngod Machine
 
I'm gonna rape one of you, that's for sure!!
I can't believe you guys are posting this!!
GEEZ!!
But we do have fun there, don't we?
;)

-x-
Iris
 
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