guess what!

Phasom: alrighty
Phasom slaps Phasom around a bit with a large trout
Phasom slaps Phasom around a bit with a large trout
Phasom slaps Phasom around a bit with a large trout
Phasom slaps Phasom around a bit with a large trout
Phasom slaps Phasom around a bit with a large trout
Phasom slaps Phasom around a bit with a large trout
Phasom slaps Phasom around a bit with a large trout
Phasom slaps Phasom around a bit with a large trout
Phasom slaps Phasom around a bit with a large trout
Phasom slaps Phasom around a bit with a large trout
Phasom slaps Phasom around a bit with a large trout
Phasom slaps Phasom around a bit with a large trout
Phasom slaps Phasom around a bit with a large trout
Phasom slaps Phasom around a bit with a large trout
Phasom slaps Phasom around a bit with a large trout
Phasom slaps Phasom around a bit with a large trout
Phasom slaps Phasom around a bit with a large trout
Phasom slaps Phasom around a bit with a large trout
Phasom slaps Phasom around a bit with a large trout
Phasom slaps Phasom around a bit with a large trout
Phasom slaps Phasom around a bit with a large trout
Phasom slaps Phasom around a bit with a large trout
Phasom: YES
Phasom: A FULL PAGE OF SLAPS
Phasom: OH NO
Phasom: I just ruined it by talking
Phasom: shit
Frinya: your screen is small then
Phasom: I don't maximize this window
Phasom: because I'm always looking on the internet
Phasom: and I want to see what I am looking at
Phasom: while talking
Phasom: lfadgh
Phasom maximizes window
Phasom: now, time to try the slaps again
Phasom slaps Phasom around a bit with a large trout
Phasom slaps Phasom around a bit with a large trout
Phasom slaps Phasom around a bit with a large trout
Phasom slaps Phasom around a bit with a large trout
Phasom slaps Phasom around a bit with a large trout
Phasom slaps Phasom around a bit with a large trout
Phasom slaps Phasom around a bit with a large trout
Phasom slaps Phasom around a bit with a large trout
Phasom slaps Phasom around a bit with a large trout
Phasom slaps Phasom around a bit with a large trout
Phasom slaps Phasom around a bit with a large trout
Phasom slaps Phasom around a bit with a large trout
Phasom slaps Phasom around a bit with a large trout
Phasom slaps Phasom around a bit with a large trout
Phasom slaps Phasom around a bit with a large trout
Phasom slaps Phasom around a bit with a large trout
Phasom slaps Phasom around a bit with a large trout
Phasom slaps Phasom around a bit with a large trout
Phasom slaps Phasom around a bit with a large trout
Phasom slaps Phasom around a bit with a large trout
Phasom slaps Phasom around a bit with a large trout
Phasom slaps Phasom around a bit with a large trout
Phasom slaps Phasom around a bit with a large trout
Phasom slaps Phasom around a bit with a large trout
*** Signoff: Phasom (Banned: drone mass msgr)
 
-> -phasom- BING!
<Phasom> cha ching?
-> -phasom- is that japanese for 'I want penguin cock'?
-> -phasom- seems like it
<Phasom> stop pushing your luck, bobbit
<Phasom> ...ah...I mean penguin
-> -phasom- FUNNY.
-> -phasom- oh wait, it wasnt
-> -phasom- see, I have a penis, it's just ridiculously small
-> -phasom- therefore your remark is nullified
<Phasom> yeah
<Phasom> so small no one can see it
-> -phasom- NULLIFIED
<Phasom> no, it's not
-> -phasom- NULLIFIED
<Phasom> NO!!!
<Phasom> you can't even see your penis
-> -phasom- huh?
<Phasom> not even with a magnifying glass
-> -phasom- how do I poor my semen down my throat then?
<Phasom> not even with a microscope
<Phasom> !!!!!
-> -phasom- ANSWER THAT, DICK TRACY
<Phasom> you cut your nut in half
-> -phasom- answer is too stupid to compute
-> -phasom- please try again
<Phasom> and poor the juices...which contain semen...down your throat
-> -phasom- then how do I do this constantly?
-> -phasom- your logic is gay
-> -phasom- STOP PICTURING MY PENIS AND NUTS, YOU SICK FUCK
-> -phasom- I'M LIKE 15
-> -phasom- WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!?
<r-penguin> And that, ladies and gentlefags, is how you own somebody.
<r-penguin> OWN.


He DID ban me, and said 'OWNED' which was funny.
But that still doesn't negate the fact that he is as perverted as R Kelly.
Shame Shame, Jeremy, we know your name. (or something...)
 
So, as a 'dick' head, I ....swallow...semen...?

For a retard, I'm able to think MUCH more rationally than you....
 
Why must you completely ruin the dickhead joke. It was a good one. But fine, be serious, and TRY to be logical. If you want logic than fine, you swallow semen by putting it in a cup. Just because your dick is smaller than an amoeba, doesn't mean that it can't cum. There, see, none of that was funny. You've completely ruined all of the fun in everything. YOU BASTARD!! You stupid, retarded bastard.
 
[3:14am] <Nvrmr> who is Tomorrow Comes Today by?
[3:14am] <Pyrus> if you want a non-ballad...Will, help me out
[3:14am] <Nvrmr> hmmmm
[3:15am] <Pyrus> what's a good non-ballad for a n00b?
[3:15am] <durandal> Dreaming Neon Black
[3:15am] <durandal> ;-)
[3:15am] <Nvrmr> thats a ballad
[3:15am] <Javathehu> Gorillaz
[3:15am] <Javathehu> british band
[3:15am] <durandal> lol
[3:15am] <Nvrmr> O_O
[3:15am] * Javathehu was kicked by Nvrmr (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
[3:15am] <durandal> I dont listen to nevermore
[3:15am] <Nvrmr> sorry
[3:15am] <Nvrmr> i had to do it
[3:15am] <Pyrus> hahahahahh
[3:15am] <durandal> whoops
[3:15am] <durandal> I agree
[3:15am] <durandal> can we all agree that gorillaz=kick?
[3:15am] <Nvrmr> yes
[3:15am] <Frinya> yes
[3:15am] <Pyrus> yes
 
[20:52] <NdX> 0,1I'M FUCKING LISTENING TO4,1 Opeth - Wreath 0,1AT THE FUCKING BITRATE OF4,1 1408kbps 0,1THE FUCKING SONG IS AT4,1 11s 0,1OF4,1 11m10s 0,1THIS IS FUCKING SONG NUMBER4,1 1 0,1OF FUCKING4,1 6 0,1IN MY FUCKING PLAYLIST. THANKS FOR THE FUCKING SCRIPT WILL!!! FUCK \m/ FUCK \m/ FUCKING FUCK
[20:52] <Phasom> \m/ /w\
[20:52] <Phasom> OPETH OWN
[20:52] <Narrot> nico! wtf! i just put deliverance in my cdplayer
[20:52] <Narrot> haha
[20:52] <Phasom> SCREW YOU REUB
[20:52] <Reuben> boooooo
[20:52] <Reuben> Opeth
[20:52] * NdX waits for reubens negative reaction
[20:52] <Reuben> laaaaaaaame
[20:53] <Phasom> <Phasom> SCREW YOU REUB
[20:53] <NdX> hahaha
[20:53] <Reuben> I wasn't gonna say anything
[20:53] <Reuben> Jeremy started it
[20:53] <Phasom> <Phasom> <Phasom> SCREW YOU REUB
[20:53] <Phasom> :)
[20:54] <Reuben> screw whomever you want...Opeth still sucks
[20:54] * Reuben was kicked by Phasom (OPETH OWN YOU and your momma that did Texas)
[20:54] * Reuben has joined #nevermore
[20:54] <Phasom> damn auto join
[20:54] * Phasom sets mode: +o Reuben
[20:54] <Reuben> Opeth owns nothing
[20:54] <Narrot> stfu
[20:55] <Reuben> I would rather listen to Rhapsody than Opeth, because at least they're funny
[20:55] <Reuben> as in "laughing at," not "laughing with"
[20:55] * Reuben was kicked by Narrot (that's too much to take for me)
[20:55] * Reuben has joined #nevermore
[20:55] <Phasom> hahahaha
[20:55] * Narrot sets mode: +o Reuben
[20:55] * Reuben was kicked by Narrot (sucker)
[20:55] * Reuben has joined #nevermore
[20:55] * Narrot sets mode: +o Reuben
[20:55] <Narrot> :)
[20:55] <Phasom> hahahahahahahahaha
[20:55] <Reuben> you're only trying to silence me beacuse you know I speak the truth!
[20:55] <Phasom> YOU LIE
[20:55] <Phasom> OPETH OWN
[20:55] <Phasom> OWN
[20:55] <Phasom> OWN
[20:56] <Phasom> OWN
[20:56] <NdX> hahahaha
[20:56] <Phasom> DAMNATION
[20:56] <Narrot> http://obeast.ubermetal.com/Pics/Troocharms.jpg
[20:56] <Phasom> FUCKING DAMNATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[20:56] <Reuben> damnation is tolerable
[20:56] <Reuben> beacuse they stoped trying to be metal
[20:56] <NdX> lol narrot
[20:56] <Narrot> reuben...did i ever cut off your balls....i gotta talk to isabel about it
[20:57] <Reuben> ahahah
[20:57] <Reuben> tr00 charms
[20:57] <Reuben> hey...no
[20:57] <Reuben> you can't cut thme off
[20:57] <Reuben> I'm using them
[20:57] <Narrot> for what exactly?
[20:57] <Reuben> um...why do you want to know, sicko?
[20:58] <NdX> i love instigating chaos
[20:58] <Bndvr> i just videotaped THE weirdest thing ever
[20:58] <Reuben> mmm, chaos
[20:58] <Bndvr> a mouse emerging from a pepsi can
[20:58] <Reuben> Loki approves
[20:58] <Reuben> hahahahah
[20:59] <Reuben> dude
[20:59] <NdX> lol
[20:59] <Reuben> you gotta get that online
[20:59] <NdX> post it
[20:59] <Bndvr> i will haha
[20:59] <Bndvr> i took pics as well
[20:59] <Bndvr> brb uploading
[20:59] <Narrot> Reuben: just tell me
[21:00] <Reuben> ummmm...personal business
[21:00] <Narrot> mh...if you dont tell me i'll tel isabel to cut off your balls...she's under my control
[21:01] <Reuben> hey
[21:01] <Reuben> no
[21:01] <Reuben> producing semen, there
[21:01] <Reuben> and keeping my voice low
[21:01] <NdX> Narrot's power of the tongue has control of isabel
[21:01] <NdX> heheh
[21:01] <Narrot> nico: ye! you got it :p
[21:02] <Reuben> wait...you're using your tongue on my sister?!!
[21:02] * Reuben draws claymore
[21:02] <Reuben> I'm a fair man
[21:02] <NdX> i am loki... i compell you
[21:02] <Reuben> so I'll give you five seconds to run
[21:02] <Reuben> 5
[21:02] <Reuben> 4
[21:02] <Reuben> 3
[21:02] <Narrot> Reuben: ye...but not in a too physical way
[21:02] <Reuben> 2
[21:02] <Reuben> 1
[21:02] * Reuben charges
[21:02] * Reuben was kicked by Narrot (run forst run)
[21:02] * Reuben has joined #nevermore
[21:03] <Narrot> :p
[21:03] <Reuben> hey
[21:03] <Narrot> muhaha
[21:03] <Reuben> that's not fair
[21:03] <Narrot> :)))))
[21:03] * Narrot sets mode: +o Reuben
[21:04] <Reuben> anyway, leave my testicles aloe
[21:04] <Reuben> alone*
[21:04] <NdX> 0,1I'M FUCKING LISTENING TO4,1 Opeth - Deliverance 0,1AT THE FUCKING BITRATE OF4,1 1408kbps 0,1THE FUCKING SONG IS AT4,1 57s 0,1OF4,1 13m36s 0,1THIS IS FUCKING SONG NUMBER4,1 2 0,1OF FUCKING4,1 6 0,1IN MY FUCKING PLAYLIST. \m\ O_o /m/ 
[21:04] <Narrot> those testicles are owned by me!
[21:04] * ^Iris^ tickls reuben's testicles...
[21:04] * ^Iris^ i couldn't resist..whaha!!!
[21:04] * ^Iris^ runs awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy
[21:05] <Reuben> no
[21:05] <Reuben> Iris can keep it up
[21:05] <Reuben> the rest of you, no
[21:05] <Narrot> you just tickled my testicles in law
[21:05] <Phasom> * ^Iris^ tickls reuben's testicles...
[21:05] <Phasom> hahahahahahaha
[21:06] * ^Iris^ worries though..i do not know if you carry the semen of the world in your testicles..if i have to keep them up, that would mean i am carrying the world!!! i do not know if i am capable of that...BUT!! i'll do my best!!
[21:06] * ^Iris^ i can always scream for help..
[21:06] * Narrot licks the hell out of reubens scrotum
[21:07] * NdX resists the urge to join in
[21:07] <Phasom> eww
[21:07] <Reuben> ?
[21:08] <Reuben> DUDE
[21:08] <Reuben> don't do that
[21:08] <Phasom> that was disgusting
[21:08] <Reuben> yeah
[21:08] <Reuben> I'm scarred for life
[21:08] <Phasom> he should be the one scarred for life
[21:08] <Phasom> no you
[21:08] <Phasom> I mean......he licked........your....eww!!!!
[21:08] <Reuben> yeah
[21:08] <Reuben> that was realyl distrubing to me
[21:08] <Reuben> I need comfort
[21:08] * Reuben gives Iris pleading look
[21:08] * Reuben keeps one hand on claymore just in case anyone else gets any ideas
[21:08] * NdX strongly resists the bi-curious urge
[21:09] * Narrot now slowly takes reuben's scrotum into his (narrot's that is) mouth
[21:09] * Reuben cuts Narrot's head off
[21:09] * Narrot was kicked by Reuben (you're dead)
[21:10] * Narrot has joined #nevermore
[21:10] <Narrot> dead can dance
[21:10] <Narrot> :p
[21:10] * Reuben carefully removes severed head from my ballsack
 
You have just entered room "Chat 37252636191863911870."
Kvlt Wench: uh, there is a Vehemence forum
Kvlt Wench: you can talk to them
Metalrules42: you are still the most awesome person on teh board
Kvlt Wench: um.. okay
CharredSacrifice: ONLYYYYYYYY WHITE MANS POWWWWWEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Metalrules42: huh?
CharredSacrifice: *bodom-crash*
CharredSacrifice: *folk-interlude*
wickedchica84: woooooooo
wickedchica84: I AM TEH FEACES
Metalrules42: who is charred sacrifice?
CharredSacrifice: I AM TEH PEACHES
wickedchica84: hahaha
wickedchica84: he's a fellow ballshredder
Metalrules42: ouch....
CharredSacrifice: CASTRATION! YAY!
Metalrules42: ouch.....
CharredSacrifice: (not me getting castrated, that would be you)
wickedchica84: shrike loves danny glover
CharredSacrifice: with a sickle of adamant
CharredSacrifice: whereupon your lopped off genitals will fall into the sea
wickedchica84: yay!
Metalrules42: ouch.... :-(
CharredSacrifice: a foam will arise and Aphrodite shall come forth to sex me.
wickedchica84: hahaha
CharredSacrifice: and it will be good
Kvlt Wench: hhaha
CharredSacrifice: Hephasteus won't be pleased however
CharredSacrifice: but I have him figured out
Kvlt Wench: ....
CharredSacrifice: he's my buddy-buddy
wickedchica84: your buddy buddy?
Metalrules42: is chared sacrifice the guy who looks like silent bob?
wickedchica84: uh no
wickedchica84: ...
wickedchica84: he looks like devin townsend
CharredSacrifice: no, that would be mr derick vollmer
CharredSacrifice: I am the Devy Manbaby
Kvlt Wench: hahah
CharredSacrifice: who likes lord wind
CharredSacrifice: and is into white power bands
CharredSacrifice: UNITED ARYAN EVIL
Kvlt Wench: I think we're ALL into white power bands here
CharredSacrifice: are we?
CharredSacrifice: well then
CharredSacrifice: LETS BURN SOME CHRISTIANS!!!
wickedchica84: derick got raped by shrike
wickedchica84: he licked the inside of derick's mouth
CharredSacrifice: poor derick
wickedchica84: yup
wickedchica84: oh but i kissed him before he brushed his teeth
wickedchica84: :-X
wickedchica84: AWWWW its just shrike tongue
Kvlt Wench: icky
Metalrules42: x_x
CharredSacrifice: www.tubgirl.com
wickedchica84: haha
Metalrules42: no thanks
Metalrules42: what time is it?
CharredSacrifice: buttsekz, lolz
Metalrules42: ???
CharredSacrifice: buttsekz
CharredSacrifice: lolz
Metalrules42: ??
CharredSacrifice: BUTTSEKZ
CharredSacrifice: LOLZ
Kvlt Wench: haha
Metalrules42: ok, well i found out what time it is, and its not buttsekz
CharredSacrifice: excuse me, I have some viking porno to watch
Kvlt Wench: it's always time for buttsekz
Metalrules42: viking porno?
CharredSacrifice: VIKING PORNO
CharredSacrifice: you read it correctly
CharredSacrifice: and it has buttsekz
CharredSacrifice: lolz
Metalrules42: right.......
CharredSacrifice: really
CharredSacrifice: it does
Kvlt Wench: hahaha
CharredSacrifice: its great
Metalrules42: i'm sure it does
CharredSacrifice: that wench handles those horned helmets with style
Kvlt Wench: hahha
Metalrules42: how old are you charredsacrifice?
Metalrules42: oh, you're watching the porno huh...... nevermind....
CharredSacrifice: Vikingalegenden
CharredSacrifice: Swedish
CharredSacrifice: good stuff
CharredSacrifice: hail the almighty DC++
Metalrules42: you get porn from dc?
CharredSacrifice: If I'm watching porn then clearly I'm a pubescent 13 year old horny wanker with too much internet time on my hands
CharredSacrifice: IRC is a good source too
Metalrules42: i thought you would use bit torrent or something
Metalrules42: doesn't bit torrent have like everything?
CharredSacrifice: IRC has EVERYTHING
Metalrules42: but isn't that mainly a chat program?
CharredSacrifice: you can even get the buttsekz flicks
Metalrules42: do you just go in a room saying, hi i want some viking porn plz kthnxbye
CharredSacrifice: silly silly silly person
CharredSacrifice: www.packetnews.com
Metalrules42: oh
Metalrules42: ok
CharredSacrifice: Now
Metalrules42: ?
CharredSacrifice: FALL TO YOUR KNEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Metalrules42: mmk?
CharredSacrifice: *rape*
Metalrules42: are you gay?
CharredSacrifice: are you homophobic?
Metalrules42: no
CharredSacrifice: then why did you ask if I was gay?
Metalrules42: because you just raped a guy
Metalrules42: unless you thought i was a girl
CharredSacrifice: you aren't female?
Metalrules42: or you were raping someone else
CharredSacrifice: you AREN'T FEMALE
CharredSacrifice: OH
CharredSacrifice: well
CharredSacrifice: wait
CharredSacrifice: OF COURSE!!!
CharredSacrifice: THERE ARE NO FEMALES ON TEH INTARWEB!!!!
Metalrules42: yes there are
CharredSacrifice: NO THERE AREN'T
CharredSacrifice: ITS ALL A BIG LIE
Metalrules42: you sure?
CharredSacrifice: I've never been so positive as anything in my entire life.
Metalrules42: are we the only ones here?
CharredSacrifice: Cara?
CharredSacrifice: Kvltwench?
CharredSacrifice: SPEAK CLEARLY
Kvlt Wench: what?
CharredSacrifice: Cara is not a female, for she has a penis
Metalrules42: what about kvlt wench?
CharredSacrifice: I am uncertain, but there is some sexual ambiguity. you can never trust someone you only know over AIM and have never seen a picture of.
Metalrules42: so then i could be a girl?
Kvlt Wench: no
CharredSacrifice: no
Metalrules42: but you have never seen a picture of me
CharredSacrifice: because there are no girls on the intarweb~~!@@!!!
Metalrules42: but i know girls from school who go on the internet
Metalrules42: so they are girl on the intenet
CharredSacrifice: they lie
Metalrules42: uh.. no they dont
CharredSacrifice: they are trying to appeal to your nerddom
CharredSacrifice: lots of girls are tricksy and say things like that
CharredSacrifice: BUT ITS ALL LIES
Metalrules42: hmm
Metalrules42: no
Metalrules42: they are girls
CharredSacrifice: are you sure?
CharredSacrifice: are you VERY sure?
Metalrules42: i'm positive
CharredSacrifice: have you seen their reproductive organs?
Metalrules42: i've seen them in thier underwear but not naked
CharredSacrifice: they could be estrogen enhanced males you know.
Metalrules42: right...
CharredSacrifice: transexuals aren't as uncommon as you think
Metalrules42: kvlt wench, what school do you go to?
Metalrules42: you don't have to answer though
CharredSacrifice: Rob Darken's Academy of Swordsmanship and Hunting
CharredSacrifice: that's where kvltwench goes
Metalrules42: oh, ok
Metalrules42: ok, i'm going to bed
Metalrules42: goodnight
CharredSacrifice: coincidentally, Rob Darken gives me a tremendous hardon
CharredSacrifice: how he goes off into the forest in chainmail and hunts and stuff
CharredSacrifice: *admires poster of Darken on his wall*
CharredSacrifice: *sighhhhhhhhh
CharredSacrifice: *whacks off*
Metalrules42 has left the room.
 
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