I suppose that every single person on this forum is terrible at getting guitar tones. What are the chances? It's either that or there's an issue with the DIs or the backing track...
Maybe you didn't make a submission just so you can spew crap on everyone without getting any on yourself? Just kidding, of course. No one really cares too much, I hope.
Back to the voting: weird twist at the end... Erik said he didn't like 5a and Bam! 3C gets a ton of votes. Or maybe someone registered a million new accounts to vote? Anyway good luck to them!