guitarguru: Problem.

DreamNeonBlack said:
Will, How many times have I told you...it is illegal to have sex with underage sheep while driving your car 30 miles over the speedlimit after drinking 2 bottles of vodka with a valium chaser.

You have to tell him AFTER the vodka wears off. That's why he doesn't remember...
 
DreamNeonBlack said:
Will, How many times have I told you...it is illegal to have sex with underage sheep while driving your car 30 miles over the speedlimit after drinking 2 bottles of vodka with a valium chaser.


wtf since when?!?

sounds like one of those antiquated confederacy laws that doesn't really apply in today's society, but was never actually striken from the books!!!!

kinda like how it's illegal to play Randy Newman's "Short People" on the radio in maryland.
 
What happens if I'm in Germany and they want me for jury duty or whatever? Do I really have to come back? I hope they would enjoy paying for that.
 
Chromatose said:
wtf since when?!?

sounds like one of those antiquated confederacy laws that doesn't really apply in today's society, but was never actually striken from the books!!!!

kinda like how it's illegal to play Randy Newman's "Short People" on the radio in maryland.
KINDA LIKE HOW IN TEXAS IT'S ILLEGAL TO BE BAREFOOT IN PUBLIC
SO THAT IF YOU STEP ON BROKEN GLASS OR HOT TAR OR SOMETHING YOU CAN'T SUE ANYBODY:waah:
 
Will Bozarth said:
I have a court date in late July... the 20-somethingeth.

Better be certain about that "20-somethingeth"...could lead to another court date if missed!