gutbusters

Pick-Up Lines:

WARNING: Using these lines may be life threatening if said to the wrong people!!

1.Is your dad a thief?
because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
(be careful not to be too nervous and say, because he stole the thunder
from the skies and put them in your thighs)

2.Is your dad a terrorist?
because you`re the bomb.

3.Is your dad a drug dealer?
cause you`re DOPE!!!!

4.Do you have a quarter?
my mom told me to call her when i found the ONE.

5.Do you know karate?
cause your bodies KICKIN.

6.Baby, are you tired?
cause you`ve been running circles in my mind all day long.

7.Is that tempura in your stomach?
or are you happy to sashimi?

8.Didn`t we go to different schools together?

9.Did it hurt? (what?)
Falling from Heaven.

10.You have something of mine? (what?)
my heart.

11.If I told you that you had a good body,
would you hold it against me?

12.Excuse me you just dropped something, (what?)
My jaw!!!(then you smile)

13.Baby you`re just like PEPSI,
Cause i just gotta have it.

14.Do you like to run around naked at night?
Me neither!!!!!

15.Is that a mirror in your pants?
Cause I can see myself in them.

16.If i could change the alphabet,
I`d put "u" and "i" together.

17.Hi my name is (name),
but you can call me tonight.

18.Do you know what every moment is without you?
An eternity.

19.You`re like an overdue library book,
You`ve got FINE, FINE, FINE written all over you.

20.You`re like a library book,
cause i want to check you out.

21.Is that a keg in your pants,
cause i just wanna tapthat asss!

22.That dress looks very becomingon you.(pause) I`d be--coming if i was on you too!!!

23.I lost my number, can I have yours?

24.So where does your boy friend go to school? (why do you think i have a bf?) Oh cuz usually the best ones are taken first. (awww..well iam single) (Thinking to yourself....awww jeah, $$cha-ching$$)

25.If looks could kill...You`d be on death row.

26. You make me want to be a better man.

27.For the ladies: Excuse me, is your name Keith? (no) well i wanna sweat you all night long.
 
"That little fucker makes me run around the forest like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!" -Silhouette :lol: That ones cool...:lol:

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a corvette in my garage. -Oyo

OOOOooooh!!! :tickled: :lol: Oh man, I'm going to burn... :lol:

It seems I only can recall racial/blonde jokes. Hm. I'll pass. Just had to comment on these two.
 
What's this?
(Bite at your wrists)
Jesus biting his nails

Does anyone mind if I tell racist jokes in here? I'll ask before I tell them. No i'm not a racists but you've got to admit racist jokes are hilarious. Ok.. I've got to tell one, if you are offended by insulting Cubans or Peurto Ricans don't read the following:

What does a cuban do when he gets a flat tire?
Sinks

Why isn't there a lot of Puerto Rican literature?
Because SprayPaint wasn't invented until 1948