The joke thread

[Cronopio]

Why is there no joke thread? I searched but found nothing.

Eva Mendes walks into a bar. The bartender goes:

- Why the long face?

*

A female dog comes into a bar. The bartender goes:

- What'll it be, bitch?

*

A horse trots into a bar. The bartender goes:

- You know, I really liked you in that movie with Joaquin Phoenix.

 

[CF87]

I'd sex Eva Mendes.

 

[Vimana]

Where do Haitians live? In flats.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Unfunny.

 

[JGMetalhead]

 

[waif]

Why is there no joke thread? I searched but found nothing.

Then you're pretty bad at searching...

 

[Doomguy]

Where do Haitians live? In flats.

Too soon.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Seriously.

 

[Krow]

So I suppose a "How do Haitians like their drinks?" would be distasteful.

 

[Tonka Time]

So I suppose a "How do Haitians like their drinks?" would be distasteful.

And perfect for the tasteless jokes thread that is evidently hard to find...

EDIT: Shaken I feel retarded for not getting that sooner

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcsxQ1Gtn5M

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

I guessed the punchline and it was mildly amusing but yeah find that thread and bumpzor it.

 

[Doomguy]

I remember that the late Randy Moss made the most disturbing and odd joke in that thread.

 

[Krow]

It was... a glimpse... quite possibly... into a mentally disabled mind.
Mildly frightening.

 

[Doomguy]

Haha, why was he banned?

 

[Tonka Time]

Probably because his idea of a joke is a story that is hard to read and doesn't make sense.
EDIT: was thinking of tom brady.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

For being retarded, mainly.

 

[Cronopio]

I typed "jokes" in and search and I seriously found nothing the first four pages.

You're all faggots for trying to be cool.

 

[Doomguy]

I typed "jokes" in and search and I seriously found nothing the first four pages.

You're all faggots for trying to be cool.

It was called "The Tasteless Jokes Thread" or something.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

You don't know anything about pain...

You don't know anything about pain, until you see your baby drown in your bathtub.

...and you definitely, don't know anything...

about washing a baby.

- Anthony Jeselnik