Why is there no joke thread? I searched but found nothing.
Eva Mendes walks into a bar. The bartender goes:
- Why the long face?
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A female dog comes into a bar. The bartender goes:
- What'll it be, bitch?
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A horse trots into a bar. The bartender goes:
- You know, I really liked you in that movie with Joaquin Phoenix.
Eva Mendes walks into a bar. The bartender goes:
- Why the long face?
*
A female dog comes into a bar. The bartender goes:
- What'll it be, bitch?
*
A horse trots into a bar. The bartender goes:
- You know, I really liked you in that movie with Joaquin Phoenix.