What's the difference between (black people) and snow tires?
Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them
Why did Hitler cry when he got to heaven?
God gave him his gas bill.
What did the the hotdog vendor at the bottom of the WTC say?
"Who ordered the 2 jumbo's? "
What do Dale Earnhardt and pink floyd have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
6 year-old Anna arrived home from school with a big smile as she rushed into the kitchen to tell her mother "Jordan Stewart from my class showed me his thingy today!!!"
Just before her mother started to go nuts Anna added with a frown "It reminded me of a peanut."
Mum relaxed a little and with a little hidden smile, she asked Anna "Really? Is that because it was a small little thingy?"
"No," Anna replied "....... 'cos it tasted all salty."
Why can't Stevie Wonder read?
Because he's black.
what's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken
A guy walks into a whore house and tells the head woman that he only has 10 bucks. She tells him the usual rate is a hundred dollars, but that she might have something for him. He says he's desperate, so she shows him to a dark back room with a dead chicken in it, strapped down to a bed, and looking like this won't be its first time. The guy only hesitates for a minute before handing over his 10 bucks and fucking the shit out of the chicken.
A week later he comes back to the same whore house and sees the head lady. He tells her he's been working his ass off and now has the money to spare for the real deal. He hands her the hundred bucks and is led to a hallway in front of what looks to be a two way mirror. All along the hallway there are dudes beating it furiously to what is on the other side of the mirror, two hot blond bombshells fucking some lucky guy. He whips out his dick and right before he starts to wack it, he turns to the guy next to him and says "man, this is great!"
The guy next to him replies "you should have seen last week, there was some guy fucking a dead chicken!"
what's a jew biggest dilemma?
-free pork
what do you get when you cross breed a mexican and a Chinese
- a car thief who cant drive-
How do you stop 5 black men from raping a woman?
-Throw them a basketball!
What was so bad about being a black Jew?
You had to sit in the back of the oven.
A bus load of negars going to DC for the Million Coon March overturns on a Texas road and negars are thrown everywhere. A few minutes later a farmer driving his back hoe comes upon the accident and starts burying the bodies. Just as he is completing the job a cop pulls up and asks "What happened here?" The farmer replies " I came upon this accident and started burying the bodies." Then the cop asks "Are you sure they were all dead?" The farmer answers, "Well some said they were still alive, but you know how those negars lie."
why does LA have all the mexicans, and NY has all the negars?
LA had first choice.
there's a treasure chest in the center of a room. Superman, Spiderman, a smart African-American and a stupid negar are each standing in each corner of the room, who gets the treasure?
the dumb negar, because the other 3 don't exist