The Official "Rhapsody Jokes" Thread

[Dead_Lioness]

Fred, you get 666 bonus points in my book for starting this thread

 

[Larf03]

Fred, you get 666 bonus points in my book for starting this thread

Thanks luv

 

[Larf03]

from now on when someone is complaining... i shall say

"Would you like some rhapsody with your whine?"

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Being french sucks because I can't tell this one

 

[Karmic]

Rhapsody doesn't suck.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Rhapsody doesn't suck.

=)

 

[Larf03]

Rhapsody doesn't suck.

LOL!

 

[Profanity]

What do you call a pea with a brain?

Peter

 

[AsModEe]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Being french sucks because I can't tell this one

Ahah, true, but I can't remember the number of french jokes I can't tell in english because of the expressions' differences.

 

[AsModEe]

What do you call a pea with a brain?

Peter

Fortunately, we can't tell this one in french

 

[Larf03]

Fortunately, we can't tell this one in french

HAHAHHA

 

[Matt Lee]

HAhahaha. Larf, you rule. This thread is awesome.

Ok so this isn't so much a joke as it is an observation I find amusing. It also involves admitting I own several rhapsody albums, because I didn't initially realize that they're all the same damn thing. And I haven't listened to them in years. I pretty much just take them out to show people why Rhapsody is so funny. Or to show them THE gayest song ever recorded on a "metal" record ("Forest of Unicorns").

Ok so in their first album Fabio (I still think it's funny the man intentionally changed his name TO Fabio) is holding a sword, and all the band members are sitting on thrones and crap in their photos. Then the next album, Luca Turilli is like "Hey, I write all the music, I want to hold a sword too!" so Luca and Fabio are holding swords, then on the third album the rest of the band must have gotten jealous 'cause suddenly EVERYONE HAS FRICKIN SWORDS in the liner photos. It actually sounds like a joke in it's development and the sort of 3-part rule, but the only punchline is that it's true and RHAPSODY ARE HILARIOUS.

 

[AsModEe]

they all wanted swords like they were toys.

 

[Larf03]

HAhahaha. Larf, you rule. This thread is awesome.

Ok so this isn't so much a joke as it is an observation I find amusing. It also involves admitting I own several rhapsody albums, because I didn't initially realize that they're all the same damn thing. And I haven't listened to them in years. I pretty much just take them out to show people why Rhapsody is so funny. Or to show them THE gayest song ever recorded on a "metal" record ("Forest of Unicorns").

Ok so in their first album Fabio (I still think it's funny the man intentionally changed his name TO Fabio) is holding a sword, and all the band members are sitting on thrones and crap in their photos. Then the next album, Luca Turilli is like "Hey, I write all the music, I want to hold a sword too!" so Luca and Fabio are holding swords, then on the third album the rest of the band must have gotten jealous 'cause suddenly EVERYONE HAS FRICKIN SWORDS in the liner photos. It actually sounds like a joke in it's development and the sort of 3-part rule, but the only punchline is that it's true and RHAPSODY ARE HILARIOUS.

That's great!!!

 

[Profanity]

Fortunately, we can't tell this one in french

Thanks for pointing that out.

 

[Dying Freedom]

Their name used to be Thundercross.. seriously, how cheesy is that?

 

[TheDreamingMind]

Sounds like a mountain biking championship... with dragons

 

[AsModEe]

climbing a moutain with a dragon shouldn't be too hard if the dragon can fly.

 

[TheDreamingMind]

Lol what if the dragon just had wheels?

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

I pretty much just take them out to show people why Rhapsody is so funny. Or to show them THE gayest song ever recorded on a "metal" record ("Forest of Unicorns").

Too bad you can't touch Luca talent wise.

 

[Larf03]

Too bad you can't touch Luca talent wise.

How can "touching" luca be a good thing? Unless...