The Official "Rhapsody Jokes" Thread

[Iris]

Perfectly gay.

Rhapsody have ugly elves on stage playing a wooden flute..and it's playback.
That's gay.

 

[Larf03]

Guess I'll throw what little credibility I have out the window and admit I have Manowar/Rhapsody tickets sitting on my desk hehe

My friends too but they are going to go at the concert dressed as dragons and knight (cheap costumes with aluminium foil) and they are going to start a mosh pit that way

Wish I had The money to go with them!

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

 

[Larf03]

Says the rhapsody fan... funny how you managed to picture perfectly the motion of sucking in your pic... Rhapsody must have taught you well

(all offenses in this lame joke are directed towards Rhapsody, not you)

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

='(

 

[Larf03]

What is the only house key in the world that couldn't fit your pocket??

-The key from a member of rhapsody because it's actually a big golden castle key forged by dwarves from the ambers of a freshley gutted dragon's innards...