The Official "Rhapsody Jokes" Thread

[Larf03]

So... My friends and I have come up with a nice deal of rhapsody jokes now and I have posted a couple here already but I thought we'd all pitch in our best rhapsody jokes! ORIGIONAL WORK ONLY PLEASE!!!

1- The Bar Joke
Three guys want to go to a bar and have a drink. One of them is Canadian, the other is American and the third one is a member from Rhapsody. The canadian arrives at the bar, gives the bouncer a High Five, enters the bar, grabs a beer and hits on the barmaid... The american gets asked for some ID by the Bouncer, shows some, gets into the bar, grabs a beer and hits on the barmaid... The member from rhapsody arrives at the door, then a battle of epic proportion explodes because the doorman was in fact ... a DRAGON!!!

2- The Dead prostitute Joke
Last fryday night, they found a dead japanese prostitute's body in a cellar and a big investigation followed. After interrogating many suspects, they found out that a member from rhapsody comitted the crime when the autopsy revealed that the dead prostitute was in fact, a DRAGON!!!!

3- The Rockstar Joke
How come the members from Rhapsody can't get any girlfriends??? Because all the girls hooked up with the members of Steel Dragon!

Your turn!

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Feck you!

 

[Larf03]

Feck you!

So there was this big party thrown for my friend's birthday right? We had a huge meal and lots of beer and we even had the biggest pinata ever! We tried everything we could to convince him to hit the pinata but my friend wouldn't ... Turns out he didn't want to hit a pinata shaped like a unicorn because he's such a big rhapsody fan!!!

 

[The Moth God]

This is class A material.

 

[Larf03]

This is class A material.

Thanks

 

[Malergion]

Q: How many people does it take to change a lightbulb when Rhapsody is involved?

A: In addition to each band member, a poet, a mage, and yes, a Unicorn are required to embellish it into the saga of the Mystic Flame, which spans 3 entire albums.

 

[Larf03]

Q: How many people does it take to change a lightbulb when Rhapsody is involved?

A: In addition to each band member, a poet, a mage, and yes, a Unicorn are required to embellish it into the saga of the Mystic Flame, which spans 3 entire albums.

That's great!!! I had a joke involving a lightbulb but yours is way better!!!

 

[DarkNoise]

I overheard some guy talking about Rhapsody at a party recently... he kept going on about how even people who didn't much like 'hard rock' like them because they incorporate symphonic elements.

.... gay

 

[Malergion]

Q: What do you get when you cross Rhapsody and Manowar?
A: An album with half-naked elves on the cover.

http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/badalbumcoverstopten/manowaranthology1.jpg
(for reference WARNING: HALF-NAKED MANOWAR IN OILED-MUSCLE GLORY)

 

[Larf03]

Keep 'em coming!!! That's good stuff

 

[Profanity]

Why are Rhapsody called Rhapsody?

to give rap an exotic name (rhap) and to think that this genre is valuable to someone (sody)

 

[Malergion]

This is a "two cows" joke
(have a look at the jokebook at wikibooks.org if you don't know what the hell I'm talking about)

You have two cows...a member from Rhapsody comes along, slices one in half with the Enchanted Sword of Light and rides the other into battle.

 

[Larf03]

This is a "two cows" joke
(have a look at the jokebook at wikibooks.org if you don't know what the hell I'm talking about)

You have two cows...a member from Rhapsody comes along, slices one in half with the Enchanted Sword of Light and rides the other into battle.

HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's the best one yet!!!!

 

[AsModEe]

Why are Rhapsody called Rhapsody?

to give rap an exotic name (rhap) and to think that this genre is valuable to someone (sody)

Please, go spam another forum.

 

[Kenneth R.]

rhapsody is just interchangeable with cheese. like,

double quarter pounder with extra rhapsody.

or

rhapsody-its

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

from now on when someone is complaining... i shall say

"Would you like some rhapsody with your whine?"

 

[darkspot]

Rhapsody and the Saga of the Magestic Ancient Grape of Intoxicating Wizardy-like Glory.

And unicorns.

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

Im debating if I should go see Rhapsody and Manowar in June or not. Actually its more of a question of if I mind sitting through a Manowar set.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Im debating if I should go see Rhapsody and Manowar in June or not. Actually its more of a question of if I mind sitting through a Manowar set.

Manowar is headlining, do what im doing. Watch Rhapsody, be awed, leave happy.

EDIT: European tour is gonna be so much better, Lee is gonna join them as a sixth member. He does awesome vocals if you haven't heard the song that he duoed with Fabio in.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

double the gay, double the (gay) fun!