guys i am eating bacony BacOs for lunch

[xfer]

right out of the canister. sigh.

 

[chupe666]

I had some bread i made yesterday. Yeast-eriffic!

 

[minxnim]

are bacos even made with real bacon or are they a total bacon substitute?

 

[xfer]

did it make every bite taste bacony better? i think not.

 

[avi]

bac-os are soy-based and vegetarian. I have some on my baked potato for lunch, too!

 

[FrostGiant]

real bacon

 

[FrostGiant]

Ok, they use to be made out of real bacon when I worked at Oscar Mayer. That might have changed.

 

[xfer]

i only eat them because they are made of fake bacon (soy and salt, essentially). CHOLESTEROL 0 MG!

 

[xfer]

infact, when the cafeteria here switched from bacos to real bacon bits a few months ago, i had a fit and complained. but i did it to one of the salad-bar-item-rotators who i think had a touch of the down's, so nothing happened.

 

[chupe666]

If you wanted to go Ultra soy, you could have a Boca with BacOs.

 

[minxnim]

if you guys eat all that soy you're gonna grow boobs.

 

[xfer]

well, now i'm pouring some on a rice cake smeared with peanut butter, which makes a decent cholesterol-free approximation of my beloved peanut-butter-and-bacon sandwich.

 

[xfer]

soy = boobs? can i get a proof, or at least a prose explanation?

 

[chupe666]

Meaning...?

You mean only wimmenz eat the soy?
Or soy has feminine backlash characteristics?

 

[chupe666]

Originally posted by xfer
well, now i'm pouring some on a rice cake smeared with peanut butter, which makes a decent cholesterol-free approximation of my beloved peanut-butter-and-bacon sandwich.

It's amazing how creative one can get when trying to eat healthy.

 

[avi]

I for one wouldn't mind having some nice, supple breasts. Er, well maybe I would, but the idea could work if there wasn't the man-boob social stigma to worry about.

 

[xfer]

That would work, except that my breasts would be BREASTS WITH HAIR omg yuck.

 

[avi]

yeah, I'd hafta get some electrolysis on that shit or sumtin

 

[xfer]

well, im trying out this new home wax thing later this week, so we'll see how it goes.

 

[azal]

one of my friends has bitch tits.....we call him bitch tits...I've actually forgotten his real name.