ehm. you can't get in trouble for eating moles, can you?

ohhhnooooooooooo!

I can't seem to get the whole recipe pasted in here, am I as brain addled as xfer

"I came home with my meat. I had the front of his body I liked best. His monkey and pee wees and a nice little fat behind to roast in the oven and eat. I made a stew out of his ears -- nose -- pieces of his face and belly. I put onions, carrots, turnips, celery, salt and pepper. It was good.

"Then I split the cheeks of his behind open, cut off his monkey and pee wees and washed them first. I put strips of bacon on each cheek of his behind and put them in the oven. Then I picked 4 onions and when the meat had roasted about 1/4 hour, I poured about a pint of water over it for gravy and put in the onions. At frequent intervals I basted his behind with a wooden spoon. So the meat would be nice and juicy.

"In about 2 hours, it was nice and brown, cooked through. I never ate any roast turkey that tasted half as good as his sweet fat little behind did. I ate every bit of the meat in about four days. His little monkey was a sweet as a nut, but his pee-wees I could not chew. Threw them in the toilet."
 
also had some filias that the world of psychology had never even heard of, such as inserting the stems of roses up his urethra, looking at himself in the mirror like that, and then eating the roses!
 
Did you read that one comment that guy left about getting cancer from cutting off moles? I don't know anything about the subject, but that'd scare me enough to look into it.
 
omg i think they mentioned this on somethingawful.com? was that you they were talking about?!? but anyway i think it was an okay idea and stuff.