ehm. you can't get in trouble for eating moles, can you?

[coelacanth_M]

i'm a little worried now.

it seems my livejournal post about eating toby's moles has attracted a bit of attention on various internet forums for gross-out purposes - i've received a few hostile messages, etc.

you can't get in trouble for eating moles, right? as an experiment, research, etc?

 

[ChromeLife]

They were his moles...

If we cant eat moles... then the terrorists have won!

 

[undead_plesiosaurus]

they could grow in your stomach into a little cancer homunuculus

 

[TheNewChupe]

 

[xfer]

oh, i'm sure this is SOMEHOW illegal under the Patriot Act.

 

[goatschool]

this is probably the grossest thing i can think of, and yet i just ate a hardened vege-meatball out of an open pack and thought to myself "wow, stale mole-ball"

 

[TheNewChupe]

 

[goatschool]

chupe, i know i don't post that much anymore, and haven't for a while, but i have to say,

that image is completely exploitative and gratuitous.

 

[lizard]

when ingested, the mole tissue quickly procreates and spreads throughout the eater, until...

gradually...

 

[goatschool]

i mean "newchupe", i'm not sure if you're the chupe i once knew.

 

[TheNewChupe]

which one, the mel or the mole?

 

[goatschool]

my post, for once, is chronologically accurate.

 

[TheNewChupe]

Mel Gibson Bio
Born:
3 January 1956, Peekskill, New York, USA.

Height:
5' 9"

Spouse
'Robyn Moore' (7 June 1980 - present); 7 children


Salary
Patriot, The (2000) $25,000,000 (USA)
Conspiracy Theory (1997) $20,000,000
Ransom (1996) $20,000,000
Lethal Weapon 3 (1992) $10,000,000
Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (1985) $1,200,000 (Australia)
Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior (1981) $120,000 (Australia)
Mad Max (1979) $15,000 (Australia)

 

[lizard]

oh no even french mole eating people can succumb to the horror

 

[avi]

so what about eating mole people as opposed to just moles?

 

[TheNewChupe]

Mole Sauce

Ingredients
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1/2 cup shelled pumpkin seeds
1/4 cup shelled pistachio nuts
1/4 cup roasted pine nuts
2 poblano peppers
1 medium onion, quartered
1 teaspoon chili powder
1 teaspoon ground cumin
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 tablespoon tamarind paste
1 tablespoon dark cane or corn syrup
1 teaspoon distilled white vinegar
1 cup plus 1 tablespoon olive oil
1/2 cup chicken stock
1/2 cup heavy cream


Instructions
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Preheat the oven to 400 degrees F. Place the nuts, peppers, and onions on a baking sheet. Drizzle with 1 tablespoon olive oil. Roast for 10 to 15 minutes. Remove from the oven and peel, seed and chop the peppers. In a food processor, combine the nuts, peppers, onions, chili powder, cumin, salt, tamarind paste, 1 tablespoon dark cane syrup, vinegar and olive oil. Puree until creamy, stopping once to scrape the sides of the bowl. Turn the sauce into a saucepan. Whisk in the chicken stock and cream. Bring the sauce up to a boil and reduce to a simmer. Cook for 2 minutes. Remove from the heat and keep warm.

 

[lizard]

a nice shank/flank of mole man might be just what xfer's dinner party could dine on!

 

[TheNewChupe]

lizard, you and i are like the two innocent kids in the room when all the adults start bickering. i feel squeamish. my world is crumbling.

 

[lizard]

buck up, old sport!

say, here's the famous account from mass murderer/cannibal Albert Fish on how to cook a boy:




"I came home with my meat. I had the front of his body I liked best. His monkey and pee wees and a nice little fat behind to roast in the oven and eat. I made a stew out of his ears -- nose -- pieces of his face and belly. I put onions, carrots, turnips, celery, salt and pepper. It was good.

 

[TheNewChupe]

chupe no play with lizard no more.