Opeth can make you better at eating!

[Nico]

Thanks for reviving this. It's quality stuff.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

i want to see opeth gummi candy....
mikaely melon!
petery peach!
martiny mango!
and lopezy licorice!

coming soon from the makers of Opeth Os!
and NOW get a free sample in every box of Into the Frosties of Winter! limited time only.

 

[deliverance]

hahahaha wowwww

 

[daz436]

*BUMP*

This thread is amazing.

 

[Powers]

Opeth in cahoots with the fast food industry?

 

[Satyros]

Ghost of Per's chicken

 

[daz436]

Ghost of oven
Chicken wing chef
Eat with garlic bread
Snack brands out the window
Be sure of your health
By Picking a Low Fat Spread

Ghost of Per's Chicken
Stuffing in breast
Between 2 bits of bread
Magic cheese dip
With a hot dog
Pour it slowly before leaving (to cool )

someone wanna finish that? i got bored after 5 minutes

 

[Satyros]

to see her beloved cone In despair of what's to come

haha

 

[fizz6207]

Haha this thread is great, sorry if these have already been done...

Isolation Pears
The Roasting of the Hounds
Melon of the Fall
The Plight to make Ferment Water

 

[arzachel]

well i thought id get in on this thread, heres my rendition of The Moor, hope you enjoying reading it as much as i did writing it! ...play the moor while reading it its quite fun haha

The Sigh Of Plumber Upon his Return
15 Burly Men Since he was here
Bathed In their stench, blurring my eyes
Sniffing The first turd today

Crusting For What might have been ages
Still Smelly, chunky with peas
Would i prosper or fail, theyd drained their bowels
The craps from their moment, i take it theyre proud

I was born to plunge it, devoid of brains
Wearing my gas mask at birth
The hand of Todd, prepared and poised
Fold, depress and then wipe it

I was dealing with only 1-ply
A treason beknowst to the hand
Branded with shit stains, i claimed it was mud
Wiped it on my boss, that fucker

Stale lunch, residing in my anus
Cramped bum, burning my assshoollle
All the faces cringe away
As all could hear my painful cries

Outcast with darkness down below
Neared and pinching, astonished to see some corn
No mercy would help me on this day
In the searing pain, nothing is the same

Now hot flashes
I pledge myself to Satan
Release this demon
Ill explode if you dont end the game
If you'll fart off cue
Youll follow through

There is no forgiveness in these eyes
But everyone of you, just know
Expel the mist for now
Passing wind is the reason why life's fun

Pooooooo oooooo ooooooooooo Poooooo poooooooooooo oooooo Pooo oooo pooooooo ooooo ooooo

Splashing waterdrops over the seat rim
Piss stains now on my paaaants
Stained and torn, aged and brown <=== original line!
Virtuous man, with kidlike innocence

My throne smells like the miasma
Dont try pissing through the door
Piss goes here, where waters stir
Thought i had the distance, but i lost
If you'll try this pee
You'll have wetttt nike's
You know its true Mike too
This songs bout loos!

lmfao

 

[illidurit]

haha I remember this thread

 

[Thorg]

Interesting rendition of the Moor

 

[Tubbs]

Strange thread.

 

[JoeVice]

peter and mike are lp-players.

 

[Opethian666]

Roast Of Perdition
The Belching Knows No Bounds
The Grand Constipation
Deliverance (The Grand Constipation Pt. 2)
Faeces Of Melinda (The Grand Constipation Pt. 3)

 

[Thorg]

Brownwater Park (terrible i know)
Still Day Beneath my Bum
The Grand Masturbation (someone had to say it)
My Arms, Your Arse

 

[affinityband]

How do you measure being better at eating?

 

[Opethian666]

Still Day Beneath my Bum

The contradictory song to The Grand Flatulation

 

[Opethian666]

How do you measure being better at eating?

After recording a Nuclear Magnetic Resonance spectrum of flatulence gas molecules, Fourier transforming the frequencies, one can calculate the "Muncher differential constant" for each individual and make a statistical anal-ysis.