Opeth can make you better at eating!

[dorian gray]

pancakes! love it!

 

[Nico]

Send in 5 tokens from specialy marked packs, and recieve a free demo of "Into the Frosties of Winter".

 

[dorian gray]

 

[cthulufhtagn]

Warning: Side effects of Official Opeth Cereal* may include Spoonlapse Vertigo and Eternal Soul Torture.

*Official Opeth Cereal is a registered trademark of General Mills

 

[Nico]

...and Eternal Bowl Torture.

Fixed

 

[cthulufhtagn]

lol well done

 

[Shadows Skulk]

*Official Opeth Cereal is a registered trademark of General Mills

It's the Cereal of the Tyrants!

 

[Demoke]

I was fooled and tainted by this fucking kind of thread...

Still i can eat some Opeth cereals in the "morning rise". My favourite ones are the "crispy wreaths..." But I will not eat so many, judging from "the pain I already see in others!"

 

[Dragon-Dreams]

The Apple in Triumph
The Night and the Silent Wafer
To Bread you Farewell

Other possible Opeth foods,
Now please, someone go and Photoshop up a cereal box of Opeth Cereal hahahaa

 

[T-Rat]

way to take a crappy post and turn it into a great thread!
Opeth Os were mentioned in another a while back... when you put milk on them they growl.
xo
t

 

[Neil-o-Mac]

Opeth Cereal contains 80% of the Recommended Daily Amount of Death Vocals, Sick Musicianship, and Vitamin \m/.

 

[RavenousDaemon]

It's amazing what people with good senses of humor can do to such a thread!
Stop having fun.

 

[Moonstruck]

OK, I'm not really good at this, but here ya go. ;P

 

[R0l0]

"The Grapery Falls"

Please remedy my starvation
And thrust me back to the kitchen
The clatter of your preparations
Brings cravings from all you say
Pull me down again
And take me from this pain
I'm counting the hungered hours
Waking up fom my sleep..
Faint flickering of your powders
Leaks out to show what you keep
Pull me down again
And take me from this..

There are grapes here inside
This taste I can't consist
Kept back by the enigma
No criterias demanded here
Mouth watering between my teeth
Prosperous in her ways-
Pale mom in the corner
Pouring that milk over your shoulder!!
Puzzled by famined innocence
Runs a thick stream beneath
Drowning into inner curves
Flakes sogging from the struggle
It is the end for snap, crackle and pop
Always the same
A spoonfull for the ones who've soaked all
Reeling inside
Your gleaming eye in your empty bowl reflects
Stare of primal regrets
You drop your spoon and you walk away
Never again

Spiralling to the dish washer below
Like dirty plates left in there to cleanse away
Getting ready for school again
And lapse into the ways of misery

 

[Hulk Hogan]

lol cool

 

[ChrisEmerson]

the is one of the best threads ive seen. second only to jack frober.

 

[soilkane]

Wtf?

 

[cthulufhtagn]

PLEASE....don't let this degenerate into a frober discussion...it's not that funny anymore, only when used sparingly and under the right circumstances.
if anyone doesn't know the frober story, just look for the thread with the title "who is this guy jack frober in moonlapse vergo [sic]" or something like that, it was started by detric if memory serves.

but let's all agree
to keep this thread frober-free!

....the power is YOURS!

 

[cthulufhtagn]

p.s. moonstruck (and R0l0) that's fucking genius

 

[Mirrored Ghost]

Moonstruck, that is classic.

R0l0, lmao!!!