Opeth can make you better at eating!

[Mirrored Ghost]

windowpear

skank face eating windowpear
oh dear, it gave me a fright
drank some beer and it burps again
while it devours all things in sight

might be waiting for breakfast
might be there to just eat lunch
might be in need for dinner
might be wanting some captain crunch

inside plays a lullaby
slurped milk over gravy fries
on the inside

scoffing down all the coffee cake
while eating a breakfast bar
its hand is holding a milkshake
the only response is acidic burn

there's no longer hunger in it
starts feeling all queasy inside
stomach is all ridden with pain
and projected puke on its plate

 

[the_3_toed_sloth]

^^^
Ahah, i like, i like! My turn...

Its My Time To Feed

I can't stand not eating when i see fudge nearby
I try to diet but it all tastes so good
This time there is nothing left for me to eat, im
damn hungry.......

Dinner is hours and hours away
'Cause no one would cook for me today

And I should contemplate the fridge
To ease gut pains
And I should bake up ham and eggs
or take aways...

Close to eating it all, I am snacking on beef jerky,
Oh the rapture found within ice cream
Thoughts of steak with fries, tear me apart from the core
of my soul

At times my belly's groaning loudly
But it never sustains
Does someone know how to cook?
Its my time to feed...

 

[The Dude]

^^ That's brilliant!

 

[Demoke]

My part: De-li-ve-rance... (the story of a hungry boy, he eats everything on the fridge, his mama makes him throw everything up... enjoy!)

floating on milk
Fill up the caverns of my belly
Relieve my hunger
Put something in my f-mouth!

walk with me, you'll never leave
wait to see, your belly full!
tell me how you are in need
As I pass you on some toasts...

Arrgrgrgrrrgghhh

Unwinding snares of disgust
this is not what I fucking need
Look me in the eye, I'm clear
Now you will die

face down inside the fridge
gazing into the deep
from meat to fish
in a time span of seconds
sausage to prepare
Beer, and wine, and all
the liquid I need most
dying for rum
mercy in my eyes
Is the shade of the dark.

disgusting sounds you make
eat and drink with a closed mouth
you're eating like a pig
your way of eating's just disgust to me

All finished now
Forgotten why, I could dispair
Sitting down
laying in bed, falling asleep
Resting days
waiting for my mama
biding time
Locked inside my own room

when she sees there's no left
she's gonna punch me harder now
when she comes in the room
there will be a scar on top of me

The devil guides her way
furious coming near
i can hear her steps
and i shit my pants

deliverance
i threw all up
deliverance
punch on my back

 

[The Dude]

^^ not quite as brilliant but still good

 

[JaadCe]

Moving into the complete breakfast market:

Porridge of October
The Waffle in Triumph
Pancakes in the Ivy
Silhou-eggs
The Bacon Corner

"The Bacon Corner" OMG! That one is brilliant.

 

[OpethNZ]

well i thought id get in on this thread, heres my rendition of The Moor, hope you enjoying reading it as much as i did writing it! ...play the moor while reading it its quite fun haha

The Sigh Of Plumber Upon his Return
15 Burly Men Since he was here
Bathed In their stench, blurring my eyes
Sniffing The first turd today

Crusting For What might have been ages
Still Smelly, chunky with peas
Would i prosper or fail, theyd drained their bowels
The craps from their moment, i take it theyre proud

I was born to plunge it, devoid of brains
Wearing my gas mask at birth
The hand of Todd, prepared and poised
Fold, depress and then wipe it

I was dealing with only 1-ply
A treason beknowst to the hand
Branded with shit stains, i claimed it was mud
Wiped it on my boss, that fucker

Stale lunch, residing in my anus
Cramped bum, burning my assshoollle
All the faces cringe away
As all could hear my painful cries

Outcast with darkness down below
Neared and pinching, astonished to see some corn
No mercy would help me on this day
In the searing pain, nothing is the same

Now hot flashes
I pledge myself to Satan
Release this demon
Ill explode if you dont end the game
If you'll fart off cue
Youll follow through

There is no forgiveness in these eyes
But everyone of you, just know
Expel the mist for now
Passing wind is the reason why life's fun

Pooooooo oooooo ooooooooooo Poooooo poooooooooooo oooooo Pooo oooo pooooooo ooooo ooooo

Splashing waterdrops over the seat rim
Piss stains now on my paaaants
Stained and torn, aged and brown <=== original line!
Virtuous man, with kidlike innocence

My throne smells like the miasma
Dont try pissing through the door
Piss goes here, where waters stir
Thought i had the distance, but i lost
If you'll try this pee
You'll have wetttt nike's
You know its true Mike too
This songs bout loos!

 

[T-Rat]

this is fucking great!!! all of your clever lyrics and the box design... fabulous!

 

[OpethNZ]

*bump* this thread musnt die!

 

[estimate]

I'm glad you bumped it, been a long time since we last saw it.. like.. 8 hours..

 

[Brotherelf]

What about Butter Opeth cookies? Of course they are "O"s but must be the Opeth font

Better make them chocolate

I'd wash them down with a few Opeth cream-filled snack cakes.

 

[Overlord Purple Rainbow]

Hostess presents the crown jewel in their snack franchise!

Opeth Cream Filled Goodies!

In special limited edition boxes!

The Twinkie Is My Robe!

The Frosted Cupcake Of October!

Chocodile Of The Fall!

By The Zingers I See In Others!


So delicious, you'll never know 'WHEN' the fun will stop!

 

[Pessimism]

"the twinkie is my robe"

 

[Mirrored Ghost]

Dead "Harvest"

Walk with me a while
Watch out for shit piles
Look out for the pests
Fuck this hornet's nest

Into the cornfields I walk peering way past the grapes
Wilted seeds, we are insatiate
Drained by this hunger now, we are better off dead
Praying for death in this field it gets hotter, we have no more food we are stuck with shit fodder

Left with beef jerky
No breast of turkey
No milk from my cow
No bacon from sow

Into the cornfields I walk peering way past the grapes
Wilted seeds, we are insatiate
Drained by this hunger now, we are better off dead
Praying for death in this field it gets hotter, we have no more food we are stuck with shit fodder

Pass me the cold gin
Watch me getting thin
This field lays to waste
Nothing more to taste

Into the cornfields I walk peering way past the grapes
Wilted seeds, we are insatiate
Drained by this hunger now, we are better off dead .... please feed me!!
Praying for death in this field it gets hotter, we have no more food we are stuck with shit fodder

 

[deliverance]

wow. last time i was here it was just like 5 posts, before it turned into this awesomeness. this is the best thread going right now :-D hahaha.
here's my song: it's kinda lame, but i just made it up as i was listening to the song and reading lyrics, so if you're not about animal cruelty, don't continue. some of the lines are pretty damn good, but most aren't. listen to it with the song to hear the good ones though haha.

Farmer's Apprentices

There is a cow calling for me
There is some milk coming down on me
There is a sow that is squeeling
There is some hay that is strawing
There is a room that has a ceiling
There is a legion waiting for me
There is a churner that needs turning
There is a piggy that is SCREAMING
A farmer in me
Constant work towards the field
The meat is stronger
This time the meat is deeper
There are some peas I am searching
There is some food that I'm depending on
There is some shit that's never ending
There is a rain falling only on me
There is a dream I am living
There is a farm I am dreaming of
There is a dingo I'm awaiting
There is a hen...I am deserting!
UGHHH!!
I hold the teets and wait
Only moments remain
Movement for departed bowels
Effect for absent milllllllk
Sever the goat from my body
Leave me begging for whoreeees
Take what i have and masticate me
Into everlasting sleep
Soothing eyes
Animals fade
And disappear
I ate them all out
Showing me that i can't do it out
I'mma motionless fiend
There is only me
I fuck what i can
Controlling you to give me HEEEEAD!!!!
Fading away
And eating
Long for it deep
Closer now
Lead the way into barn
Every wretched sheep
I have done behind
Every waking hour
I lie in wait
Sucked it sideways by will
Gone into the farm
All my fetishes unfurled
As i was put to the test
Once I blow there's no turning back
Biting into the deepest loin
Departed carcass left drained behind
Pacing farms unknown
Searching for my new bonnnneeee
Theres some jizz in my eye
Horses better hiiiiiide

 

[discouraged1]

oh my GOD

 

[FRUGiHOYi]

Into the Frost of Wheats
Flakes of October
A Fair Breakfast

Lost track of time, in my milk bowl they soak
Waiting anxiety, a fair breakfast is served.

 

[Overlord Purple Rainbow]

Oh goodness...

That parody of "Masters Apprentices" was DISGUSTING!!!

 

[deliverance]

hahaha, thanks.

 

[Mirrored Ghost]

Animals fade
And disappear
I ate them all out
Showing me that i can't do it out
I'mma motionless fiend
There is only me
I fuck what i can
Controlling you to give me HEEEEAD!!!!
Fading away
And eating
Long for it deep
Closer now
Lead the way into barn
Every wretched sheep
I have done behind
Every waking hour
I lie in wait
Sucked it sideways by will
Gone into the farm
All my fetishes unfurled
As i was put to the test
Once I blow there's no turning back
Biting into the deepest loin
Departed carcass left drained behind
Pacing farms unknown
Searching for my new bonnnneeee
Theres some jizz in my eye
Horses better hiiiiiide

deliverance, wtf??? That made me laugh.