Guys, I've been seriously thinking about killing myself...

[Lunar Still]

...because a friend of mine, someone that I thought I knew and that I could trust, is a fan of Brokencyde.

This might be the last post I ever make. I just want you guys to know that I love you all.

Except for Eric.

 

[Craysh3]

so why are you considering killing yourself instead of killing your friend?

 

[Anvil]

Sweet, this resembles something... Can't quite put my finger on it.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

stock up on knives and go on a killing spree

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

and for the love of god, make sure they are sharp. Tired of these faggots trying to kill people with dull blades.

 

[Shmu]

Can I have your porn collection before you go ?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

yeah, i feel your pain

 

[El Stormo]

 

[Super Mahrio]

Wait, people actually listen to that stuff?

 

[Jeff-Loomis-fan]

i just puked i found out a friend of mine is a fan 2 ! ffs and she is also a fan of simple plan NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Resonator]

I'm pro-life on abortion, but pro-choice on suicide. Vote Resonator today.

 

[Anvil]

Vote for who now?

 

[Resonator]

Campaign for my policy today, hang yourself in the kitchen. It's for your country. Resonator 2012.

 

[Resonator]

I smell yellow bellies.

 

[Captain Beard]

I was bathing in iodine.

 

[El Stormo]

I was lying in the sofa eating a sandwich and I spilled mustard all over my shirt.

 

[Shpongled]

I pissed myself last night when I passed out on my back in the bathtub. Sorry.

 

[Resonator]

OH MY GOD THE BODIES THEY'RE BURNING WHA---WHAT THE FUCK THAT ONE IS SODOMIZING HIMSELF WITH A FUCKING BLOWTORCH---HOLY SHIT HE HE JUST FUCKIGN PULLED THE TRIGGER OH FUCK HIS SMILE IS MAKING ME PISS MYSELF OH MAN HE FUCKING LOVES THIS SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING HERE OH MY FUCK OH MY FUCK OH MY FUCK HELP THEM THEIR EYES ARE SEWN SHUT AND THEY LOVE IT OH FUCK OF FUCK THEY'RE COMING FOR ME THEY'RE COMING FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

 

[El Stormo]

They're eating her! And then they're gonna eat me!

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!

 

[Liverslapper]

KAHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNN!