HAH-Humans Against Humanity

[Fenrir13]

T-Shirts will be made later, after a good design is thought up, as for brandings, everyone gets a mushroom cloud with a large horned skull in it tattoo or branding right on their backs or arms or stomachs, your choice. HAH feels no pain after all. Or we feel it and we spit on it.

Of course you and your crew are welcome, Thanatopsis. AHh, HAH grows in numbers already...

 

[Nick Brookes]

so how was your day

 

[derek]

This is sounding better and better.

what about depraved orgies?

 

[PanzerKunt]

it would be cool if you climaxed it with a mass suicide

 

[Fenrir13]

HAH is all about depraved orgies. We don't care, after all!!

And my day's been fine, how about yours?

And we can't have a mass suicide unless you count the final detonating of the UberMegaNuke in the core of the earth after we make it.

 

[Thanatopsis]

WHOA! UBERMEGANUKE!!

 

[Leandro]

And we can't have a mass suicide unless you count the final detonating of the UberMegaNuke in the core of the earth after we make it.

What do you expect to accomplish with that?

 

[PanzerKunt]

world destruction perhaps

 

[Missery]

depraved orgies just sound perfect. but really, building this ÜberMegaNuke will take such a long time. what about some experiments on humans before????

 

[Leandro]

world destruction perhaps

http://www.qntm.org/destroy.html
It won't work.
the layers of magma will probably absorb most of the nuke's energy before it rises to the surface. Maybe it can cause a couple of richter 5 earthquakes and that's it

 

[Fenrir13]

Well, of course unecssary surgery and the like can be part of HAH's weekly activities! Along with making braineating viruses.

 

[Missery]

^seems as if we have to think of sth else

 

[Missery]

Well, of course unecssary surgery and the like can be part of HAH's weekly activities! Along with making braineating viruses.

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Fenrir13]

Ahh, don't worry, the UberMegaNuke is going to go against science and work somehow. We can make it so

 

[EagleFlyFree]

i want in on the fun! as my first contribution i suggest we write a song about this nature defying uberbomb and get enough people to sing it along that reality will bend to our collective will power! armaggedon? bring it on!

 

[Leandro]

perhaps we can convince everyone on the world to jump at the same time

 

[Fenrir13]

Ok, we should start writing the theme song for HAH! Or, we can look thru a bunch of misanthropic songs and just pick a readmade theme song as well. And you're in EFF...we need to start naming other members now.

I call myself MB 6.66, or Misanthropic Bitch 6.66, founder and leader.

 

[Heavenscent]

mushroom clouds, mass destruction, and planets exploding.

I want something with zombies too.
And I now officially change my name to Chainsaw Unicock of Immense Destruction.
So I want huge explosions, zombies (due to mutilation caused by immens nuclear accidents), and lots of chainsaws. And I mean LOTS with capital L, O, T and fucking S. This way they can make the most brilliant movie ever about us.

So, make it into a biker gang and I'm in.

I lead the Zombie Annihilation Squad. We also kill innocent bystanders because people suck. Except for us. And especially me.

Therefore, here is the oath all potential members have to swear while writing their name in their own blood upon Our Divine Nuclear Warhead of Cosmic Justice:

"We feed on Human Missery, wallow in Death and Decay and feast on the Infested Intestines of the Spawn of our All Devouring Rage. We must cleanse, all must perish by our hands. Joined in Gore and Brutal Slaying of the masses, we strike down with Bloody Vengeance all who cros our path of Immense Destruction."

Now learn it by heart.
Hail. And Kill.
Go and annihilate.

 

[Fenrir13]

Sounds good to me, my man. And yes, for making that up, you lead the Zombie Squad, Chainsaw Unicock of Immense Destruction(C.U.I.D.) And that branch can be a biker brance.

Ok, so members take the oath, get branded/tattooed with the mushroom cloud, pick our weapons of choice(I like the chainsaw, assault cannon and stick grenades), get renamed with their code names and go about are sweet, sweet misanthropic buisness.

 

[Heavenscent]

I want two chainsaws, a classic style hatchet with long handle, a clawhammer and a saw-off.
And I want to eat babies.