HaHA! Wimmenz

[Conspicuously Absent]

haha, my girlfriend who dumped me like 3 weeks ago cause she didn't like the long distance relationship thing just sent me a message on msn (while I was sleeping), i'm sure she's gonna tell me she wants to hook back up with me.

it went:
"I thought about you last night, you suddenly popped into my head and wouldn't leave"

i replied this morning:
"Was a grinning like a buffoon?"

then went to school.

Should be fun!!!

 

[lizard]

it went:
"I thought about you last night, you suddenly popped into my head and wouldn't leave"

yup...she's gunning for reconciliation.

 

[lurch70]

balls in your court dude ... you can ask for anyhting ... bring in the second chick ... or henrik Main, if that's your thing

 

[NAD]

balls in her mouf
baaalls in her mouf
time to put your balls
back in her mouf

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

bone her friend then take her back all in the same weekend?

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

it's a tough decision. She was one of those "something is better than nothing" type of girlfriends. i'll probably take her back and just not tell her about my adventures in vancouver

 

[circus_brimstone]

my adventures in vancouver

Do tell.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

mostly getting hammered and boning people and not remembering until I hear about it from my buddies... or vaguely remembering it... or the phone #s i've found in my pants 3 days later and shit. hell, i found a phone # written on my spine once.

 

[lizard]

have you undergone a full battery of STD tests?

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

yes i have.

i'm smart enough to wrap mah willy. And i avoid surrey sluts like the plague. Most of these girls know friends of mine. I almost never bang a chick i met in the bar.

 

[Henrik Main]

balls in your court dude ... you can ask for anyhting ... bring in the second chick ... or henrik Main, if that's your thing

I'm all game, Icono

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

I'm all game, Icono

bring the fishnets!!!

 

[lizard]

where did Tila Tequila go? This is right up her....er....alley.

 

[Henrik Main]

Hah, of course.

I know I've been asking for pics A LOT as of late, but we need to see your ex

 

[Albert Fish]

i don't suppose she's underage, hmmm?

 

[lizard]

yes...and if you don't post one, I'll repost the photoshopped pic of Henrik's stalker

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

where did Tila Tequila go? This is right up her....er....alley.

more like highway.

my ex isn't anything amazing. but if she dropped say 30 lbs she'd be smoking hot. great face, decent tits.

 

[Henrik Main]

yes...and if you don't post one, I'll repost the photoshopped pic of Henrik's stalker

Grumpy old blackmailing liberal

 

[lizard]

nah I wouldn't repost it, I just thought I should threaten

 

[Henrik Main]

I love the fact that you're actually keeping that pic on your HD in case you'll need to threaten me some day =')