I missed him when we were in America. I was bumming him and I felt like I was gonna blow so I shouted 'wermacht unt spitzen' and he slid off my penod and turned around with his mouth open. I started pomping my nozzle real fast and I closed my eyes and let a massive load of noodles afloat into the nighty. When I opened my eyes his face was untarnished and I had actually missed him completely and shot all over the headboard of the hotel bed.
@ MM
