Have I posted this before?

[Jim LotFP]

METAL 2001 issue Reborn Through Hate, Impaled Nazarene interview...

Luttinen: "We have a new guitarist Teemu (a.k.a. Somnium) from Finntroll..."

Black: "What are Teemu's qualifications?"

Luttinen: "He likes alcohol and is a damn good guitarist."

ay ay ay...

 

[Occam's Razor]

Didn't he qualify as well because he knew all these German thrash bands?

 

[Jim LotFP]

No, that was someone else in the band... Mikael Arnkil.

 

[Occam's Razor]

great criteria for the recruitment of new bandmembers...alcoholism and knowledge of satanic beat music...

 

[Jim LotFP]

great criteria for the recruitment of new bandmembers...alcoholism and knowledge of satanic beat music...

... I think the point of why I posted this may be lost. Remember what happened to Teemu?

Still, boozing it up (Great Boo's Up!) with Tom Angelripper is a dubious qualification to perform music.

 

[Occam's Razor]

I wonder why lethal accidents as a result of drinking occur so frequently in Finland. In other countries, people die of liver failure, but Finnish drunks freeze to death or do other foolish things to shorten their lives when intoxicated.