hello my name is møøse, and I masturbate often.

[MajestikMøøse]

what do you do?

 

[Burning Bridges]

i often watch MajestikMøøse masturbate

 

[MajestikMøøse]

So I just finished reading the remains of Sappho's poetry. It's an odd sensation wanting to cry because it's very sad, but meanwhile having an erection from all the gratuitous Lesbianism.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

And the crying makes it more erotic.

 

[flying_whale]

i sell moose semen on ebay. contact me if interested

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

what if we dont have an ebay account?

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Hic terribilis est.

 

[Captain Beard]

I sit around, often annoyed at my ear.

 

[Karmic]

but doesnt putting a cup to your ear mean you can hear through walls and stuff?

 

[Captain Beard]

No, the cup has bandages in it to catch drainage from the outer ear wound, and there's a cotton bar in my ear canal to catch the remaining drainage inside. Translation: I can't hear shit in that ear.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

I play WoW.

 

[Captain Beard]

We're well aware of that.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

this one time I masturbated in someone's home and I put my semen in a place where I was fairly certain it would never be discovered.

 

[EricT]

I have spent my entire weekend laying in my bed playing Final Fantasy 12... A serious lack of masturbation.

 

[Captain Beard]

Loser *shakes fist*

I need something to do.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

yeah, this thread was a pathetic waste.

 

[Captain Beard]

Well I'd visit but going ANYWHERE costs too damn much with hotel rooms.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

yeah, this thread was a pathetic waste.

you could clean your semen stained house now, homo

 

[MajestikMøøse]

probably

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Well I'd visit but going ANYWHERE costs too damn much with hotel rooms.

just rehaul your wardrobe. i think you would look fabulous in anything mexican or east russian.