hello, question time?

[rebirth]

his is - apparently - a genuine psychological test.

It is a story about a girl.




While at the funeral of her own mother, she met this guy whom she did
not
know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much the dream guy she was
searching for that she fell in love with him right then and there but
never
asked for his name or number and afterward could not find anyone who knew
who he was.

A few days later the girl killed her own sister.




Question: What is her motive in killing her sister?

 

[a guy...]

She was having a psychotic episode.

 

[Ihreil Junkenstein]

No motive. It was a criss-cross Alfred hitchcock style killing to eliminate someone else. in return she kills siter for unknown person X and X kills someone she doesnt like I.e her boss.

Thats a really good question.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Maybe she just didn't like her sister very much.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Or maybe it was pms.

 

[a guy...]

Dun nun nun nuuuuuuuuun MINDCRIME!

 

[rebirth]

Edit your message is my advice,..ok

 

[PlatypusJesus]

That's easy: She was hoping that the guy would appear at the funeral again.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

LOM looked up the answer online. Fucking liar.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

No I didn't. She's lying. LYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't believe her, I'm a psycho. PSYCHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Desolate Mortal: I can probably find it
Desolate Mortal: I'm going to try to look it up real quick
ImmolationMaiden: kk
ImmolationMaiden: oh, you want to prove you're a psycho?

proof.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Hah, she made all of that up. ALL OF IT!!!!!!

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Of course...

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Here is the true conversation:
ImmolationMaiden: did you read rebirth's latest post?
Desolate Mortal: nope
ImmolationMaiden: it's the question time one
Desolate Mortal: I will in a minute
ImmolationMaiden: I don't get it
Desolate Mortal: yeah, I've heard that question before
Desolate Mortal: the answer is: She was hoping that the guy would appear at the funeral again.
ImmolationMaiden: you're a psycho
Desolate Mortal: yeah, so?
ImmolationMaiden: I'm just going to tell everyone that you are lying, psycho
Desolate Mortal: Bitch!!!!!!! I shall foil your plans!!!!!!

 

[Captain Beard]

She didn't kill her sister, it was the one armed, one legged, one eyed, one testicled,one ass cheeked man!

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Stop The Lying!!!!!

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Stop spreading lies, liar!!!

 

[Captain Beard]

Both of you go to your rooms.

 

[a guy...]

Never bullshit a bullshitter.

 

[Captain Beard]

never shit on a bullshitter, either.
Anyone who can defecate an entire male cow without dying is someone to fear.