Help out a metal newbie :(

[Wicked Child]

Are you trying to turn him into a christian wigger?

Judas Priest
Motorhead
Iron Maiden
Accept
Black Sabbath
Deep Purple

^Listen to these before anything else.

JP is right, yet again. Listen to this man, his words are very wise, more often than not.

 

[The Grimace]

Isn't listening to what everyone tells them they should like what gets stupid kids in trouble in the first place?

BE A FUCKING INDIVIDUAL YOU WHORE!!!