Here's a new body mod

[Wenda]

...or at least one I haven't heard of before - eye jewellery. Wtf is up with this?

http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/04/08/1081326855504.html

 

[Dave_Mustaine84]

that shit is fucked up

 

[spawn]

Eww.

 

[TinMan666]

people are fucking stupid... this shit is getting out of hand

 

[Dave_Mustaine84]

its in the herald sun today aswell, says it only takes 15 to do.

 

[Celestial-Todd]

I'm waiting for one of these dumb bastards to try and sue because the implants fuck up their sight.... I don't know about you, but my eyes are something I don't want people fucking around with!

 

[Spiff]

I think it looks OK. I wouldn't get it done, but it looks kinda neat.

 

[TinMan666]

i really HOPE they all go blind, fucking dickheads.

 

[Dave_Mustaine84]

damn swedish people, JUST HOW IN THE WORLD COULD THEY FIND TIME TO DO THAT WHEN THEY'RE ALWAYS FUCKING!!!

 

[phlogiston]

Well done.

 

[Dave_Mustaine84]

My point in life is to make you feel proud Aaron, have I? Have I made you feel proud?

 

[spawn]

I dont know if proud would be the right word...

 

[Dave_Mustaine84]

I'd be proud of you, you bastard child you.

 

[phlogiston]

Well, I *am* proud I'm not as much of a tosser as you. So I guess yes, you have made me feel proud.

 

[Dave_Mustaine84]

You don't even know how to use your penis.

 

[mattt]

I value my eyesight so I wouldn't want to fuck with my eyes. I wear glasses because there is no way I will put in contacts.

 

[Dave_Mustaine84]

contacts make you look sexy.

 

[Lord Tim]

I guess you could say that beauty really IS in the eye of the beholder, hey?

And yes, it's dumb! Fuck that!

 

[spawn]

BEHOLDER! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

+6 to Comedy

 

[phlogiston]

That's got 11 eyes. At $1000 a pop for eye decorations, that's...that's...well a whole lot.

It's a good thing beholders have 1d6 X 100 gp plus a collection of scrolls and potions.