hey folks, I'm taking my annual security training...

[lizard]

some of this shit is soooooo funny.


The intruders bind you and the hotel employee, and search your room. They become excited when they find papers with DoD markings in your briefcase and your DoD ID in your wallet. They curse at you, call you an imperialist, and accuse the U.S. of crimes against the developing world. They see everything as being related to their political viewpoint.

The political diatribe is irritating and you are tired of being tied up. You wisely control your temper and stay calm, and avoid arguing with them. They ask lots of questions about your duty position, your unit mission, and your training. How do you respond?

Use your imagination to invent stories to confuse them and resist their interrogations. Respond to questions but do not engage in conversation.

Answer their questions calmly, but do not agree to their accusations. Lie only to protect classified information, and stick with a simple credible story. Tell them you do not understand the questions or do not know the answer on topics that are beyond your responsibility. Do not inflate your personal importance.

Try to be responsive to their questions so they see you as very cooperative. Do your best to answer their questions without giving classified information. Show sympathy to their political viewpoints.

 

[lizard]

Try to see yourself as a terrorist might.

- Do you stand out as an individual associated with the US military?

- Do you hang out with large groups of Americans who could be viewed as a target?

- Does your behavior and the behavior of people you are with make you stand out as a possible target?

- Could a terrorist see you as an important person?

To attack you, terrorists generally must perceive you, your associates, or your location as a target. Do not be an easy target.

 

[lizard]

Sooooo awesome…

You have been ordered to report to Los Angeles (heh heh to visit nadrian), and it is time to head to the airport. How will you dress for the flight and what kind of luggage will you bring?
Wear a T-Shirt displaying your DoD agency name, and pack a suitcase with a big military recruiting sticker on the side. (that says, “shoot me”)
Wear a surplus military flight jacket or field jacket and pack a duffel bag.
Wear casual clothing, windbreaker, and polo shirt and pack a plain suitcase.

 

[Erik]

Where's the "I will wear my 'Fuck Israel' shirt" option

 

[lizard]

at least if you wore that, the terrorists would say, woah abdul, look at that rad t-shirt that guy is wearing!

 

[Erik]

Yeah, that's what I figured, then at least you can be on the winning team when the plane crashes into wherever

 

[Erik]

I also think it's awesome that "terrorism" means "flying planes into things" and "terrorist" means "muslim on an aircraft" nowadays.

 

[lizard]

and its also great that our Leedur says that every country with nukes is bad except for us, and we can invade sand countries with shitty armies (cause, ya know, every president has to have his own war) but we don't invade North Korea, because their army is like nine hundred thousand strong, and standing behind them are nine billion chinese).

 

[NAD]

I love threads like these because I'm sure they violate all kinds of crap in the Patriot Act.

I also think it's awesome that "terrorism" means "flying planes into things" and "terrorist" means "muslim on an aircraft" nowadays.

I'll bet at least half of America couldn't define the word "terrorist" pre-9/11. And now, there you go.

 

[lizard]

how many Americans know who Andreas Baader was?

 

[Crimson Velvet]

how many Americans know who Andreas Baader was?

I'm not an american, so I won't answer, but I'll give you poeple a clue:

He was a bad man.

 

[Mormagil]

I think just to screw with the government you should wear as much of an old-fashioned admiral costume as possible without violating the dress code. You'll be the most important-looking person in the building.

 

[lizard]

people would salute me

I wanna wear a cape, and a helmet with a spike on top.

or come to work like an american bad-ass original, Sonny Barger.

dude's past 60 and he still looks like he could kick this entire board's ass, at once.