Hey, I got this cool story...

[(__Joonas__)]

Sigh... fine... I was gonna tell about some mysterious guitars he had on board... Alexi's long-lost stolen guitars, which he had under his bed in the UFO, plus the supercool alien music he played in the background, which he revealed was the lost Sinergy album... Anyway... So I had a long chat with Roope, it was a funny incident I happened to know COB, he didn't even remember talking to me once before... When I told him I'm Joonas he revealed me a secretly written COB record from 2001 before Alexi had to sell his soul to America's thrash scene... It was a blast listening to it in the saucer, in the atmosphere of the galaxy... So we went bitch hunting and abducted a hot chick from the beach and had wild sex. Then I went back home. I could only listen to the secret COB album once. I am only allowed to say the artwork was indeed purple.

 

[ESA1996]

Sigh... fine... I was gonna tell about some mysterious guitars he had on board... Alexi's long-lost stolen guitars, which he had under his bed in the UFO, plus the supercool alien music he played in the background, which he revealed was the lost Sinergy album... Anyway... So I had a long chat with Roope, it was a funny incident I happened to know COB, he didn't even remember talking to me once before... When I told him I'm Joonas he revealed me a secretly written COB record from 2001 before Alexi had to sell his soul to America's thrash scene... It was a blast listening to it in the saucer, in the atmosphere of the galaxy... So we went bitch hunting and abducted a hot chick from the beach and had wild sex. Then I went back home. I could only listen to the secret COB album once. I am only allowed to say the artwork was indeed purple.

And the Story Ends?

 

[(__Joonas__)]

Yes. Then I woke up.

 

[(__Joonas__)]

Do you want to hear a story about Roy the Reaper?

 

[ESA1996]

Yes.

 

[(__Joonas__)]

Nah I'm too tired.