the never ending story...

[DemonsAndLies666]

press the button on your post that says edit on the bottom right =\

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

press the button on your post that says edit on the bottom right =\

you guys have way to much time on your hands, said the guy whos never posted here before. Kerry stood next to the hero of our story , who was being beating sensless by Richard simmons while sweating to the oldies. A stranger appeared in the doorway. The phoenix grew tired of this endless struggle and called away all the armies under the mountain.WHo went to Starbucks for mochacinnos. The size of this man penis , who just happened to wonder in the forum, strangely horrified the terrorified group as it was shaped like a.................

 

[Pessimism]

donut . . . a donut of terror, it was so dark and terrifying that it made the now exhausted and bloody richard simmons scream and sissy slap his way out of the crowd. after satan saw it he tried to give him a high five . . . but was too terrified . . . teroor terror terror terrified . . . god asked satan if he liked whiped cream on his frozen coffee, but he was too . . . whats the word . . . terrified . . . . to answer because of the donut penis of terror that was before him.

 

[DemonsAndLies666]

this thread is fucking lame =\

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

............satan began, as he raised his mighty cafe mocca latte in the air. He grabbed donut shaped penis man and swallowed him in one bite. Kerry and the hero of our story stayed on earth where Ricard Simmons became ruler of the world and they eventually became his love slaves. All was lost for our hero. When decided he who draw up plans to make a single maned jet powered rocket. so he could fly to a planet far away so evil, so vile that only large big breasted women lived there. .....................VENUS. He constructed the one maned rocket and was set to leave on his journey with his faithfull pet penquin. They arrived and were greated by the women giving them............................

 

[Pertinax]

speaking of Richard Simmons

LOL

 

[TheLastWithPaganBlood]

more homofiles such as the manowar guys to play around with. The story's full of them, thought our hero as he suddenly tripped on a ...

 

[Celtik Militia]

... a donut, or so he thought... it was actually that donut-shaped penis of the donut shaped penis guy.. Satan had spat that bit out. our hero then picked the squiqhy little thing up, and saw that that man's dick was circumsized... he instantly guessed who that guy really is, he is none other but...

 

[Feraliminal Lycanthropizer]

Apple Jane blazer went to school window shade

kvlt

magicans

mein weg weg weg weg weg weg weg weg ....

 

[DemonsAndLies666]

speaking of Richard Simmons

LOL

yeah =\

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

yeah =\

I thought it was rather humorous..............said satan.

 

[Tyra]

...repeated beatings with a cat-o-ninetails. They were the descendants of Loki, and were in no mood for penciledicked men from earth to invade their planet. they had hoped for something bigger and....

 

[Celtik Militia]

...hornier, a real dick from Jotunheim for example..

 

[DemonsAndLies666]

ooooo man why wont it go away =[

 

[Pessimism]

. . . alas jotunheim was having a serious predicament, but they didnt care because they were planning to invade demonsandlies666, and then venus. "may the warmth of our mighty genitals scour the landscape of life!" shouted many . . .

 

[DemonsAndLies666]

and then suddenly for no reason all life and existence as we know it vanished without a trace and time went on for infinity and nothing was the new existance and forever would be nothing.

~fin~

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

Until the world recreated itself into a hAlo like world where Amon Amarth all had bio suits of armor like the master chief and fought epic cyber space battles with hordes of deadly mutated.......... ( dont say donuts)

 

[Pertinax]

gay boy-band members. Pertinax then screamed "WTF WHY IS AMON AMARTH IN THE GAME HALO!?!?" Johan then ripped off his suit and defiantly held it up the Northern sky and swore on oath before the gods that he thought the game halo was gay and inquiring as to how the hell he ended up in it. Out of empathy, Odin stripped off their bio armor suits, gave them viking apparel / weapons, and then teleported him and the members off the planet and into....

 

[DemonsAndLies666]

Until the world recreated itself into a hAlo like world where Amon Amarth all had bio suits of armor like the master chief and fought epic cyber space battles with hordes of deadly mutated.......... ( dont say donuts)

impossible... because existence is forever nothing.... \=

 

[TheLastWithPaganBlood]

I always lked a good show about nothing.