Hey Perniciosa!

We were planning to fly you over here...

edit: Great minds think alike! Especially when it comes to getting around silly laws regarding the age of consent, it seems.

:p
 
We were thinking more like Czechoslovakia because Scotland wont let us import some of the specialised chains and torture implements we need.
 
The age of consent for BC has been raised to 16 again... and I was extremely inebriated.