holiday hate thread

[Draft Dodging Scarecrow]

Oh, that's fuckin' it. I HATE THAT BASTARD JACK FROST! HE KILLED MY CAT LAST NIGHT!!

So last night I'm calling for my cat, but he didn't come inside. I went outside to look for him 'cause the weatherman says it's going to freeze. Whelp, I can't find him and I figured that the he could take care of himself. On my way home from school today I see him laying in the sideyard and so I decide to try and sneak up on him. The closer I get, the more I see that he looks very stiff. I continue on my sneaking way, but when I get there he's fucking dead! He didn't have any injuries or blood anywhere so I'm chalking this up to THAT ASSHOLE JACK FROST!

 

[gekko]

Thanks for the insult Alex particularly after I had signed off, and here I thought we were going to be able to part peaceably.

 

[minxnim]

avi killed the cat with christmas hate

 

[avi]

 

[xfer]

1. you can't play a playa

2. how did i insult you

3. kitten

 

[minxnim]

omg maybe alex killed the cat with an argument. !

 

[xfer]

4. maybe amanda killed it with a spinning smiley.

 

[lizard]

poor kitty

Avi, please kill me now...the office is playing 1940s Christmas music over the PA system!

 

[Draft Dodging Scarecrow]

heh, for the last week in school I've heard nothing but christmas music being played in a jazzy fashion.

 

[gekko]

Ok, I was jumping the gun apparently, sorry. I assumed by the phrasing that you were implying I did not do those things and am therefore unworthy

 

[xfer]

consider it a challenge for the future, not a criticism of the past.

 

[avi]

oh man, an office PA system is like the worst thing ever. i feel for you

 

[lizard]

they've stopped for now, the only thing worse than that would be the crappy kids toons they play in Toys 'r' Us

 

[Draft Dodging Scarecrow]

If I were your boss, I would have the Aristocats theme song playing in a loop over the PA.

 

[lizard]

if I had my way I'd dampen this festive atmosphere with Lou Reed's Metal Machine Music, except that I couldn't stand that, either.